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[challenge entry] this looked a lot better in my head
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From the If America Were Still British challenge. See all 482 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# someone's laced their Ready Brek with Domestos
no wonder half of them are dead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# You mean we'd have won the war in Vietnam by '68 if we'd been running it?
Quite possibly.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# either way
it'd still have a pretty good soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Nah.
It would just be a load of hippy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# that's fine with me
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You appear to be confusing The Beatles
with countless bands who thought The Beatles were just hippy shit, and then copied them hoping to replicate their success
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Tell me - who was that whole "Give Peas a Chance" by?
Bloody hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# the Jolly Green Giant
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I hate all this
"We'd have won this because were so much better than the yanks at warfare" bollocks.

We couldn't even beat THEM at war, hence the way we're now slowly being imperialised with a bastardised version of our own culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah but that's market forces, innit.
If the proles weren't so idiot and easy to satisfy then it wouldn't happen.

As it is Jade Goody is an angle and McDonald's is for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It was cos of the fucking French and having to fight two wars at once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# we did burn down most of their cities though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I like the story of Harry Smith's 2nd Battalion 95th Rifles from the War of 1812.
They burst in to the Whitehouse and found it deserted and a banquet laid out ready. So, being soldiers, they sat down and started tucking in as the place burnt around them.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# nice
dinner and a show
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah, but it was no great loss.
The American colonies cost us far more to garrison with troops than we made in taxes. We should have just let them go without a fight. Now if we can get rid of Wales and Scotland we'd be laughing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I can understand England holding onto Scotland when they had oil
but Wales???
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# coal
and cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Scotland doesn't have oil.
England has oil, since England has a navy and Scotland doesn't.

The Scottish deficit is about £15billion now. That's £5billion more than the North Sea oil industry generates.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I think you've missed the title of this compo.
'If America were still British'.

We'd have had them on our side if that were the case.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)