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[challenge entry] Horsecock!


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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Doughnuts fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Donuts.
Have you got food now ttssattsr?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# No, none.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# :(
Make a catapult out of some tights, a twig and some rocks, then you can kill a Worm or something to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# genuine lols
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Well come on,
they shouldn't have made the doughnuts so close to a magenta shade, should they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahah
I see you found Giftube... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I thought about getting rid of the tag,
but thought fuck it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# mmmm, mosaiced doughnuts...
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Donuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# wups
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Whoops.
Also, yes. They can't do long division. Something to do with their genes or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Well, I never knew that.
I learn something new every day here. *adds to Best Big Book of Truthful Facts*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# No worries.
I am the biggest fact knower on the WHOLE internets don't you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# *adds another new fact to the Best Big Book*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Do you want to know about The Dutch Inventor Mediocre?
I know more than anyone about him. I am his official Biographer.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I would. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Here you go.
Be warned, he is a dangerous man....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Explosions yay!
...and I went to Scunthorpe once. Only once though. And not in 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# More tales to come....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Don't tell him though...
...he thinks you'll never find out he posted your biography without permission.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Don't worry.
It was all reproduced with full permission.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Whew.
*stops worrying*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# You're not a filthy American are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Yes, I am.*
*No, I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# LOL NOES!!!!
And in my panic to allay your fears I clicked "I like this" instead of "Reply".
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Yay, Spackfingers!
I had to turn off sharing of my Liked posts because mine can't be trusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# And it would seem that
I may have to do the same if I panic so much again! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Oooooeeer!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# And how!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# No! Not now they aren't 10p anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *drops to knees and shakes fist at the sky shouting "whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# And they haven't even done like they did with
Space Raiders. At least they made the packs bigger when they made them 20p :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ^That is the single biggest tragedy
since my local corner shop stopped selling the Beano.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# How fucking expensive is that now?
I bought it for my nephew recently and it was like £43. No exaggeration!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I saw a copy of that a few months back (actually it might well have been the Dandy) - it was 98% adverts for toys, about 3 cartoon strips - badly drawn, and badly written
and very expensive.... Utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# That too.
I collected all the old comics in The Guardian recently. They were very funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It used to be about 56p
My brother and I used to save up 28p each from our tuck money and pay the newsagent in coppers. I remember we were very pissed off when it became 59p as one of us would have to give an extra penny.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Thieving cunts!
Of course, if you weren't stupid children types, you could have alternated the extra penny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Someone in the bottom right is flicking V's!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oooh, hello stranger!
We don't see you around these parts so much these days, but a wonderful few times recently :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea who you are


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# it's a pair or rabbit's ears.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Arf!
Why are you so mean to me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It's the way of the world
Bullies pick on the weak and feeble . . . and smelly C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# OK then.
How is the Hat clan? And where have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Braw! and over there!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# All of teh skillz!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Pfft!
Took me literally seconds too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Seconds well spent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha! very more-ish
those pixellated obscenities...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hells yes!
How do fella
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# very well, ta!
rushed home from work early today - off to the Lowry in Salford to see some theatre, later...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Ooooh! Very nice.
What are you seeing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# It's a piece about Salford being under attack
- it's got 100 students dressed as the British army, and explosions and stuff. Interactive theatre, innit? Should be fun. Also, my mate's in it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Sounds cool.
I expect a review, of at least 427 words, by tomorrow lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I'll have to take my notepad and my
little critic's torch... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Yes, and an overimportant sense of self worth too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# yay for ironic Punishment Division!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I actually watched an episode
of The Simpsons on TV last night for the first time in ages. It was rather amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I haven't watched a whole episode for fucking ages
The movie killed what little love I still had for it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# This is true.
I have hardly watched it at all since it left BBC2. I just don't find it as funny now that you have Family Guy and American Dad, who have so much more leeway for comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)