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[challenge entry] Late one...


Jaysus it's only Monday and I already need a beer...

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# FEARHOPPER!
P.S. I don't find Teh Fear at all scary. Am I the only one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Yes.
Even Teddy Roosevelt feared teh fear. He said as much publicly.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I have the fear as my icon. Am I the only one?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# So THAT'S what it is.
I thought it was an old cine projector, or two sccops of ice-cream in a dish.

Teh Fear, eh?
I'd heard tell of it's name, but had never seen the beast for myself.

Until now..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Shoosh
I quit today. 5pm and I'm climbing up the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# you quit work?
I like that feeling

until the "Oh shit I haven't got any cash" feeling that comes afterwards

edit: it was fags then. Or beer. But not work. *reads again*
edit edit: beer. I've got my finger on the pulse now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hmm,yes
am experiencing that at the mo....
but I am free from the cunty piss shits
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
hurrah

the problem with working with twats is that you have to work with twats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Be strong chap. And use Nicorette. Seriously.
I'm approaching 9 months now. Wouldn't have gone 2 days without teh nicorette.

Tastes of ass but keeps the cravings at bay.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# It's booze I've quit
No way I'm quitting smoking!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Eee shit.
I would have thought fags were like a zillion times easier to quit than booze.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I bought an e-cigarette.
It's cheating, because you're still addicted to nicotine, but I can breathe and smell things again, and my ladyfriend will kiss me, and I've not touched fags since it arrived. Recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Does the ladyfriend come supplied or must I order that separately?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# they must be ordered separately,
although I suggest visiting a local pick-your-own as the quality control for imported models is often somewhat lax.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# an e-cigarette?
you smoke it online?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# it's this
www.theelectroniccigarette.co.uk/shop/default.asp?shop=titan&item_name=Titan_-_Black

I wish to god it had a less wanky name than "e-cigarette" but since the one I bought is branded "titan" I'm just going to live (longer) with the wankiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# TECC 510 TITAN
hahaha, it sounds like a tank

or a missile

I hope you keep it in your garage and boast about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *some joke about touching fags*
I bought an e-cigarette for my girlfriend and she uses it to obtain nicotine during times when she would have been otherwise unable to smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *oral sex joke*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You're still using Nicorette?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# AHHHH
THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
/oldskool
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I recognise Obama
but not the other one:P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Clinton, obviously
Or Biden.

Or a horrific hybrid! Oh my God. Oh my God.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# arrrrggghhh!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)