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# I bought an e-cigarette.
It's cheating, because you're still addicted to nicotine, but I can breathe and smell things again, and my ladyfriend will kiss me, and I've not touched fags since it arrived. Recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Does the ladyfriend come supplied or must I order that separately?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# they must be ordered separately,
although I suggest visiting a local pick-your-own as the quality control for imported models is often somewhat lax.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# an e-cigarette?
you smoke it online?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# it's this
www.theelectroniccigarette.co.uk/shop/default.asp?shop=titan&item_name=Titan_-_Black

I wish to god it had a less wanky name than "e-cigarette" but since the one I bought is branded "titan" I'm just going to live (longer) with the wankiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# TECC 510 TITAN
hahaha, it sounds like a tank

or a missile

I hope you keep it in your garage and boast about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *some joke about touching fags*
I bought an e-cigarette for my girlfriend and she uses it to obtain nicotine during times when she would have been otherwise unable to smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *oral sex joke*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)