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[challenge entry] This used to be accurate, but to be fair I did get the most recent parcel they delivered

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(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# RESTRICTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# They're not as bad as Shitty Link
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# had a parcel through these guys
wasnt in so took it back to their depot which was further away than where the fucker was sent from...
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# WE HAVE TAKEN YOUR PARCEL BACK TO ST KILDA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# to a warehouse
in a shitty industrial estate with the worst signage anywhere.

Oh and we won't tell you where the door is so you have to wander around looking like a tool till a hi-viz jacketed ape notices you lurking.
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# he was just there waiting to clamp you



and your car
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# What a Cunt!
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# You mean they let you come and pick it up?
Apparently you're not allowed to do that, and whenever they attempt delivery they fail to leave a card. I swear they just mark off that they've attempted delivery without leaving the depot, wait five days and then return to sender. Actually, they could cut out the middle man and not bother to collect the thing in the first place.
(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I've had stuff from them and it's not been too bad.
I've had Royal Mail special delivery do that though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)