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# If Royal Mail delivered babies
then there would never be any premature births anymore :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Yes, but they'd be much more likely to arrive damaged or be delivered to the wrong person.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Also the bit where the sender comes round nine months earlier and sticks his cock through your letterbox is awkward.
I'm confused by his role and level of parental responsibility, as well. I don't think this idea has legs.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Really? That's my favourite bit.
Especially when the letterbox has that tickly brush type thing on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# yeh if you get a nice side-to-side movement going, it really hits the spot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# hospitals can get their own back
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# haha that is nicely illustrated :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# thank you!
This was the first proper thing I ever did with my tablet. I've done little more, but probably should.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)