Maybe going back to carpentry wouldn't be such a good idea...
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From the Jesus on Tour challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)
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amaraic
he spoke amaraic. an i reckon he said my dad is bigger than yours
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Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:31,
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Was he dyslexic?
Did he actually say, "take up thy bed and wank"?
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Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:35,
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he died a virgin
32 yrs old and a virgin and i thought my life was shit
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Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:38,
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The bible doesn't document jesus taking a single shit
are we to believe that he never did a poo?
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Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:46,
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mmmm
the key challenge is that if he poo'd then it must float on water.
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Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:48,
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