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[challenge entry] I made this. I think it should win the compo

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(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I think this has legs
I can see it taking off
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Why thanks
*pirrouettes*
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# arf!
Good Idea! I say you should run with it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# run it up the flag pole and see if we can see its flaps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:16, archived)
# mmmm, horseflaps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 3:43, archived)
#
*NEEDS MORE WEBBING*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Interesting, interesting. Do go on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# It's very nice with horseradish
and in frikadellen.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# WE'RE GONNA NEED A WHOLE LOTTA MOXIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Is everybody going strange
or am I just getting drunk?
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Both.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Good
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Neither.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)
# This happens every night around this time.
Where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Too drunk to notice
I guess
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Welcome to the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# I thought that ended years ago?
due to the influx of the Americans
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I HAVE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Dude, I thought you were a kiwi?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)
# no, I'm a Maori.
: P

what I mean is it has always been a fun time before the morning shitheads come in and start pissing all over everything
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I used to say "Moaw-ri", but now I say "May-OR-ee". I may still not have it right, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Apparently it's "mow" as in mow the lawn
and the r almost sounds like a d

I could be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)
# more like "MA-or-ee"
but don't worry, most white new zealanders can't be bothered learning the reo anyway
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:54, archived)
# In my defense
the last person to pull me up on the pronunciation was a samoan. They also spent 20 minutes trying to get me to say SAHH-morn properly. After a while I just told them that I had an Australian accent.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I don't bother calling people out on shit like that, in any language
if they genuinely want to know, they'll ask, and then I'll tell.

as for pronunciation in Asian languages I really have very little idea
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 3:40, archived)
# I think Pasanonic spread some vicious lies before his wife left him and he died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)
# I miss his vitriol and bluster.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# you can follow him on twitter if you really want to see him pander to people he doesn't know
 
ONLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Oh wow, that sounds awesome. And by 'awesome' I mean 'sucks'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Oh, fuck.
Is that why Pasanonic isn't here any more?

He turned out to be a decent bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# bullshit.
 
the board archives bear ample evidence of his colossal arrogance, alcoholism, and dearth of talent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Also his last post where he says his wife left him and he didn't want us to laugh at him about it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)
# No he didn't
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Does this mean the cunt copped it?
Really, gents. I'd like to pay my respects.

And then take the piss afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1tKm8rnLnQ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Oh, come on.
That's not very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:21, archived)
# spot on mate
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:56, archived)
# A song for all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 3:02, archived)
# I love how each verse is more vicious than the last
 
BUT ALL TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 3:04, archived)
# He may have been lying about his grandfather.
Other than that, I can see no errors (potential or explicit) in there at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 3:08, archived)
# They almost got pulled off the air for bringing up Belinda Emmett, who had died of breast cancer two or three days prior
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 3:11, archived)
# THEY USED EVERY PART OF THE BUFFALO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# WHO DID?
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# They did the same with the bison
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Yeah, except you can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Vermin!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# DOWN WITH HOOVES!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:28, archived)
# No, I meant royal societies. Horrid little things.
All that pamphleting and fundraising.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Suckling at the teat of the working man!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:39, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhhahhhah
 
somehow I am reminded of this cracked article I saw the other week
www.cracked.com/article/18364_6-insanely-awesome-things-1900s-thought-wed-have-by-now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Cheers
I saw that the other day, but I was prejudiced against horses anyway.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)
# fucking shitty horse cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)
# ahaha!
"But the second the animals ceased to be useful, turn-of-the-century man fully expected our race to rise up and terminate all horse-kind, and then mount their mournful heads on pikes in our yards as a warning to the rest of the natural world: This is what we do to our friends, motherfucker, what chance do you have?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Also:
"Turn-of-the-century man had a scorched-earth policy for the Earth itself; the fact that you're not stabbing a raccoon right now absolutely sickens them."

It's probably not very historically accurate, but it's damn funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:44, archived)