ahhhhahhhhahhhhahhhahsomehow I am reminded of this cracked article I saw the other week
www.cracked.com/article/18364_6-insanely-awesome-things-1900s-thought-wed-have-by-now
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:34,
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CheersI saw that the other day, but I was prejudiced against horses anyway.
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Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:37,
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fucking shitty horse cunts! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:40,
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ahaha!"But the second the animals ceased to be useful, turn-of-the-century man fully expected our race to rise up and terminate all horse-kind, and then mount their mournful heads on pikes in our yards as a warning to the rest of the natural world: This is what we do to our friends, motherfucker, what chance do you have?"
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:41,
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Also:"Turn-of-the-century man had a scorched-earth policy for the Earth itself; the fact that you're not stabbing a raccoon right now absolutely sickens them."
It's probably not very historically accurate, but it's damn funny.
(It's probably not very historically accurate, but it's damn funny.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:44,
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