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(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Unicorn Piss
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:16, archived)
# my car runs on leopard's fanny batter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# You must get some crap mpg on that
I had mine upgraded to run on larks' tears

Clean burning, so good for the environment too. It's a bit of a pain having to get up early in the morning and slice onions in a lark's nest though
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# that's easy!
have you ever tried getting a leopard to take rohypnol? i wish i'd never traded in my monkey spunk bike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# That's all you could get for that monkey-spunk moped?
Even with scrappage allowance?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:26, archived)
# arf!
at least i know i'm not the only one that reads the viz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Or at least did read it...
about 15 years ago...
(It'll be the vibrating bum-faced goats next, you mark my words...)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
# same here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Although recently, the 'Ronnie Barker in Heaven' piece was a gorgeous tribute.
"One Tarp"
"There you go sir, one weatherproof tarpaulin. That'll keep the rain off".
"Nur. Want 'arp, fer playin'"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha!
missed that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I wish they'd bring back 'Borderline Boilers'
I used to like that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:20, archived)
# When was this photo taken?
Pixie Dust is at least 110.9 now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Well, it's almost the weekend, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:23, archived)
# They all smell good!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:25, archived)
# damn, no leprechaun gold
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:26, archived)
# 100% Poof
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:37, archived)