More than someone who owns a fluff shop ?
or a person with a large bellybutton ?
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:55,
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speaking of fluff
i tried to trim my arse hair today, now im left with annoying crevice stubble that chafes like a cunt when i sit down. moral of the story - ignore women when they request you to remove bodyhair.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:59,
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well,
I meant the whole session...
my sex monkey looks like he's wearing hair pants when seen naked from the backside...
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:10,
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my sex monkey looks like he's wearing hair pants when seen naked from the backside...
This has 1 of 2 meanings
1) Your bloke has strange ass hair
2) Love monkey is a euphemism for a female part
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:12,
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2) Love monkey is a euphemism for a female part
it's number 1
number 2 is stored away for future usage.that doesn't sound right
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:16,
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<scared>
Fluff by day, vampiric cotton swab by... Mid afternoon!
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:58,
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bouff
bouff does have quite the ring to it.
bouff
my word for the day
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:03,
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bouff
my word for the day
Bouff is also a sexy lady
from bits
Channel 4 program type effort thingy.
But for this purpose, Bouff does indeed give aural delight.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:06,
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Channel 4 program type effort thingy.
But for this purpose, Bouff does indeed give aural delight.
I thought that was
booth not bouff.
*remembers bits girls*
*fwaps*
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:07,
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*remembers bits girls*
*fwaps*
Yes
but Bouff was her nickname, cleverly crafted from her original Surname.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:09,
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I see.
*reminds self to watch channel 4 next time in UK
or not*
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:13,
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or not*
Argh
I had a 'pet' one of those.
It was evil. It laid eggs and everything.
how rude of me. Woo to the ever so slightly weird image!
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:55,
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It was evil. It laid eggs and everything.
how rude of me. Woo to the ever so slightly weird image!
for the woo
I thankyew. I feckin' detest the whole Christmas phenomenonny, I just thought of what this would look like looming out at the kiddlywinks and a lovely warm grin appeared. Mark my words, when the Queen's head drops off during the message and a mantis head sprouts from the spurting stump ( with hat ), I'll be taping it.
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Mon 15 Nov 2004, 17:28,
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A Beginner's Guide to...
Previously:
A Beginner's Guide To Things Not Ending In 'Og' #1
Sorry for filesize. I'll link it if it's too big.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:50,
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Previously:
A Beginner's Guide To Things Not Ending In 'Og' #1
Sorry for filesize. I'll link it if it's too big.
No, and this pirate would run a mile
before facing EPG
He's not the bravest of pirates.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:54,
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He's not the bravest of pirates.
firefox tells me it's 118 kbs. well within the limits of responsible posting ; )
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:54,
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HEY LOOK AT THE AWSOME THING I DREW
TOOK ME AGES!!!
MY OWN CHARACTERS!! HONEST~!
edit: sorry, couldn't help self....
- in case you're blind, i'm actually kezza
- this thing actually did take ages to draw, nearly 4 hours to be exact.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:48,
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MY OWN CHARACTERS!! HONEST~!
edit: sorry, couldn't help self....
- in case you're blind, i'm actually kezza
- this thing actually did take ages to draw, nearly 4 hours to be exact.
I actually need to make an EPG site i think
there's just too much material gathering to keep it disorganized.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:58,
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good idea
by the way, i'll stop posting that same sprite over and over and work on the rest of them now :P
just need the sword sprites and i'll be done
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:07,
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just need the sword sprites and i'll be done
yay
*passes cake* (may have been made in a factory containing nuts)
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:44,
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*passes cake* (may have been made in a factory containing nuts)
*passes stool*
there's something up with your digestive and excretory systems i'd say.
combragulations
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:45,
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combragulations
217th post!
Damn, I've been here for a lil' while now, but I just don't say much, do I?
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:46,
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
that's so very very funny
Hehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehe
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:38,
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Hehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehe
REDEXIFY IT!!
i didn't think i'd need to use it so BLOODY SOON!
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:39,
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i didn't think i'd need to use it so BLOODY SOON!
Whenever there's a pearost, a bandwagon, goatse or NSFW... she'll save us
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:35,
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i would have thought she was arabic
but then i'm an atheist, so i don't really care either way
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:30,
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we concluded jesus was black
the other day.. because he called everyone brother, liked gospel and couldn't get a fair trial. so i guess that makes mary black.. don't know much about genetics though.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:38,
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tis a different song
once sung in most rugby clubs around the UK..
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:32,
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Ha ha!
I remember seeing two stormtroopers having a chat in New York. It made sense at the time.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:22,
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they're quite sociable
when the adrenaline's not pumping
put them in front of an xbox and it's POSTAL TIME
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:23,
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put them in front of an xbox and it's POSTAL TIME
You do realise that they're
the Empire's gay clones?
Ever met one? It's all 'Ooooooooooooooooh, ya bitch!' 'Shut it you.' ' Shan't.'
*pulls hair out*
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:25,
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Ever met one? It's all 'Ooooooooooooooooh, ya bitch!' 'Shut it you.' ' Shan't.'
*pulls hair out*
something about wearing white, like cricketers, batting for the other side.
my pun processing module failed.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:26,
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mystery bob
took it off the fp as it is stolen from Indole Ring/Evil Pundit.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:18,
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now the picture isn't even fun to look at anymore
it's gone from fluffy to a symbol of larceny and fraud
/edit: this could be a new meme to post for board-thieves, kinda like glasscock for old stuff
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:26,
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/edit: this could be a new meme to post for board-thieves, kinda like glasscock for old stuff
very cute
but oh-so-fucking irritating
/loads gun
edit: i've changed my mind. apparently i'm meant to call you a cunt now. CUNT.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:17,
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/loads gun
edit: i've changed my mind. apparently i'm meant to call you a cunt now. CUNT.
WOAH
When did it get fp'ed!!! WOAH!!! i am soooo happy, I worked hard on that... I missed the fp!!!
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:18,
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Fourth'ded
And it's no longer on the FP because you were found to be a dirty cunting fraud.
x
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:24,
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x
oooh
I now feel all warm and tingly inside : )
but seeing as I just am waking up, that could be the tea doing it's work.
am doing well, and you, you beast?
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:26,
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but seeing as I just am waking up, that could be the tea doing it's work.
am doing well, and you, you beast?
Or
you've wet yourself again..... ?
;)
I am like a fine piece of pure lush. Or something along those lines........
( honestly though, feeling quite shite....hangover......eeep)
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:29,
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;)
I am like a fine piece of pure lush. Or something along those lines........
( honestly though, feeling quite shite....hangover......eeep)
no, you have it wrong.
when I wet myself I feel warm and tingly outside ;)
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:32,
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Oh yes
I keep forgetting that normal people (unlike myself) piss outwards. See, I piss inwards.....like a strange pisser inner.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:35,
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You bloody liar ...
...you didn't work on it at all - you nicked it.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:19,
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why don't you do some work of your own.
you could start with your poor excuse for a website.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:24,
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hahah
you claiming one of the most respectable people on the board stole from you?
ye who has posted sixteen times?
oh god, we don't need comedy tv anymore do we?
Hey i know!!
why don't you pretend you invented EPG! claim i stole all those pictures from you etc.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:42,
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ye who has posted sixteen times?
oh god, we don't need comedy tv anymore do we?
Hey i know!!
why don't you pretend you invented EPG! claim i stole all those pictures from you etc.
are you doing this just to piss Evil Pundit off again?
"oh, i worked so bloody hard on it" stop that. repost something else that you lifted.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:21,
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Ian
it's true. You've been busted.
Where's Pundit when we need him?
It's HIS IMAGE.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:23,
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Where's Pundit when we need him?
It's HIS IMAGE.
IF it was yours
and it was a fp, then it would show in your profile as having one fp, but, guess what, IT DOESN'T
busted
haha
cockmonkey
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:35,
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busted
haha
cockmonkey
when an fp gets removed from the fp, it comes off the profile too
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:42,
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removed...
as in taken off the fp altogether, or just pushed off by other images?
if the first, why was it removed?
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:47,
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if the first, why was it removed?
as in taken off altogether
removed as it was stolen from another b3tan.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:51,
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woo yay and all things lovely
happy board birthday you sexy beast
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:13,
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Shit.........
are you a bloke too ?
damn, damn and more damn
/I know really........
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:15,
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damn, damn and more damn
/I know really........
my god,
i just shat myself because that is so good.
best thing i ever saw.
suddenly i no longer need mindbleach from all the goatse abuse.
panowie.
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:12,
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best thing i ever saw.
suddenly i no longer need mindbleach from all the goatse abuse.
panowie.
they got bored of rubbing their legs together
click for bigger
thanks for the FP! :)
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:05,
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click for bigger
thanks for the FP! :)
Which one is Buddy Holly?
Ooh that's good.
I wish they would do that here, a nice violin sound would lull me to sleep instead of Chirrup Chirrup at 20 decibels underneath my window
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 18:07,
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I wish they would do that here, a nice violin sound would lull me to sleep instead of Chirrup Chirrup at 20 decibels underneath my window
That's bored WITH!
Bored with, dammit!
When will this flood of illiteracy end?
Nice pic, though :P
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Sun 14 Nov 2004, 19:53,
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When will this flood of illiteracy end?
Nice pic, though :P
grammar
Bored with. Bored with. Bored with. Bored with. Bored with. Bored WITH.
You (or they) cannot be "bored of" anything. it's rubbish grammar.
Personal crusade against the WHOLE WORLD (especially the Sun newspaper. Editor clearly knows no English at all).
Love the pic by the way! 'Tis woosome
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Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:54,
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You (or they) cannot be "bored of" anything. it's rubbish grammar.
Personal crusade against the WHOLE WORLD (especially the Sun newspaper. Editor clearly knows no English at all).
Love the pic by the way! 'Tis woosome
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