Do you ever snff the bum of your pants to see if they are OK to wear before putting them on?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:34,
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Is that meant to be weird?
I know a guy who licks them*
*totally not me...
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:35,
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*totally not me...
I use cats for that.
If they climb in, fine. If they run it's too dirty.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:36,
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I must get a cat then
/sick of injuries as a result passing out from "pants checks"
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:01,
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there's a trickle hole cut in his ballgag to let it out slowly.
but, like a dog, he just eats it anyway.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:16,
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My, it's been an interesting day in the news.
www3.barnesy.org/links/Can_anyone_work_out_what_the_fuck_he_d_do_with_a_toilet_duck_bottle_a_rubber_glove_and_a_piece_of_wood
"He certainly wasn't using the vaccuum to clean the floor"
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:35,
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"He certainly wasn't using the vaccuum to clean the floor"
I'm getting a redex on this one
All of your other pics are working though.
Hmmmm.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:48,
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Hmmmm.
Only diff is /uploads/ rather than /u/usernumber/
Same site, how odd.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:50,
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It looks like they're are saying "boys,boys,boys".
Which should not be a shock when I think about it.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:10,
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She's hot for it too, the little tart!
Look at her, sitting there sluttily using a PDA to SMS her cell phone wot's shoved up her mimsy on vibrate mode!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:37,
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Someone else said it was a DS.
The dance-card must be classed as a lost icon.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:51,
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They have spots at any spot in history.
iPods are a more recent affliction.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:09,
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some clown here had one up for sale, used.
it was broken and he wanted $150 for it. i sent him a rude email and got a huffy reply about how valuable they are.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:18,
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Email same message to him in six weeks.
Cuz' he'll still be flogging it that long. Hahaha!
Music section is filled with those kinds of fools.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:32,
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Music section is filled with those kinds of fools.
cd/dvd is too.
i email them from time to time, doesn't seem to do any good.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:38,
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Once upon a time there was this . . .
Epic story ! Glub Glub ! !
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:43,
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thanks.
I've done lots of stupid anims at 100x100.
200x200 is the big screen! :)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:59,
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200x200 is the big screen! :)
This reminds me of the latest Tool album artwork
Twas most freaky (AND THREE DEE)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:14,
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I saw Tool live twice last year
My favourite band, by far.
I shall watch your video and bid you farewell!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:24,
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I shall watch your video and bid you farewell!
dear mr./ms. foonly:
we would like to purchase the rights to your epic story and retell it in a crap manner with talentless actrons and a director who's previously been kicked off the sets of several breakfast ceral commercials for incompetence. our marketing team wonders if you could add a few characters in to help sell the film - would a sassy child negro, a prancing homosexual lacking genitals, a talking dog and an emasculated white heterosexual man be too much to ask for? be quick, we've already got adam sandler and one of coolio's babymama's babies signed and brett ratner is lurking about begging for the job.
love, hollywood.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:15,
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love, hollywood.
Give me my own trailer,
substitute Dyanne Thorne for the talking dog, and the rights are yours.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:54,
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sold!
we had the volleyball from the tom hanks desert island film tentatively signed but he wanted top billing and too much money so we're going with keanu reeves instead.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:00,
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Too bored to sleep
Have a TOTALLY unshopped pic...
honest...
/runs
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:33,
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honest...
/runs
Is this . . .
some form of new disease . . . or . . . do you normally chew your nails this short ?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:37,
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I used to be able to get a teaspoon up my nose, right to the bowl.
I could also put strawberry bootlaces in my nostril and pull them out of my mouth.
HOORAY FOR A FREAKY CHILDHOOD
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:47,
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HOORAY FOR A FREAKY CHILDHOOD
Twinkle, twinkle little . . .
Hey . . . wait . . . that's no other moon . . . is it ?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:21,
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Must be near the galactic center to get that stars that bright and numerous.
WooYay!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:24,
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Bracketing fire, Sgt!
*dials location to the rest of the battery*
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:22,
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As a person who doesn't listen to music
or read the music press.
I have no idea who this woman is anyway.
She looks dreadful.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:03,
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I have no idea who this woman is anyway.
She looks dreadful.
I saw her on Never Mind The Buzzcocks
what a fucking numpty she was
how anyone can give her the time of day, let alone a fucking record contract is beyond me
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:15,
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how anyone can give her the time of day, let alone a fucking record contract is beyond me
I've been watching the last few series all day
Donny Tourette should be brought on every show, for pure comedy value.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:50,
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And having re-watched that episode
I have concluded that she has shaped her hair around a basketball.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:43,
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!
i don't like what she does, much, but i don't find her hateful or unoriginal. she's actually a relief from the crap pop that is all over the place. and, she had the dap kings as her studio band for a record, which is about as far from crap as one can get. as for not hearing about her, the best reply to that is:she's never heard of you, either (paraphrasing standard indie rock retort).
and as far as crap challenges go, we've just had the most idiotic of all (elvis) and a perectly good one ruined by stupid entries (AIDS). in light of that, screw the challenges - post funny/good pics and if you happen to have a good idea that makes sense for the compo, click the little box. or don't.
/ranty rant.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:47,
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and as far as crap challenges go, we've just had the most idiotic of all (elvis) and a perectly good one ruined by stupid entries (AIDS). in light of that, screw the challenges - post funny/good pics and if you happen to have a good idea that makes sense for the compo, click the little box. or don't.
/ranty rant.
^THIS^
I just love when challenges pretty much exclude anyone from other countries aside from England.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:56,
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Agreed. She is totally unknown outside of a handful...
...of people anywhere else on the planet. And no one wants to change that.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:14,
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this week's compo should be scrapped
in favour of shopping someone good, like Brian Blessed
why is it when we get compo challenges about people, a lot of the time they're about fuckwitted/horrible/hated people? (the Elvis one wasn't bad)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:18,
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why is it when we get compo challenges about people, a lot of the time they're about fuckwitted/horrible/hated people? (the Elvis one wasn't bad)
aye
what a shit challenge again!
and I will avoid the main board for ANOTHER week because no doubt i'll see her drug stained face over and over.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:24,
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and I will avoid the main board for ANOTHER week because no doubt i'll see her drug stained face over and over.
perhaps a new "Ignore" button should be introduced
one to ignore challenge posts - that way if you hate the compo you can put those posts on ignore
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:26,
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Been mentioned and requested many times.
I'd rather see some challenges other than,
"Some tabloid idiot, ain't they funny?"
Or at least a full ban on anything to do with movies.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:29,
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"Some tabloid idiot, ain't they funny?"
Or at least a full ban on anything to do with movies.
she's actually made a bit of a stamp in the U.S.
after britney and paris, i think americans are relieved to have a pop singer who doesn't attempt to hide her raunchy ridiculous lifestyle. that makes it okay.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:01,
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Call me when she makes Comcast's play list.
Not. It's just Rupert's bunch cross selling what they can.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:05,
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probably true
i dunno, i'd heard her name dozens of times from different people before i actually went out of my way to find out who she was (and read a pretty good article about her in "Spin")
before that, i thought her name sounded like a meek female singer-songwriter with brown hair.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:15,
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before that, i thought her name sounded like a meek female singer-songwriter with brown hair.
What the hell more do you want?
More "If the world were..." more "What about animals that...?" I'm tired of people bitching about each and every compo. Some are shit, but making fun of a ghastly looking celebrity is more inspiring than "Monkey Movies!"
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:59,
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No more movies, for a year or two.
Knowing that next week's will of course
be "'Aliens' the movie, ain't it funny?"
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:08,
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be "'Aliens' the movie, ain't it funny?"
I want the nature of the compo to change or for it to die
it's just institutionalized bandwagonning now. It's obviously tired and needs to evolve or die.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:20,
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every compo is shit blah blah blah
If it's so disturbing to you, just ignore it and post whatever you want. Whingeing is pointless.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:42,
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I'd love to ignore the compos, but it's a bit hard when the board gets flooded.
The elvis compo was quite fun, they're not all shit.
It would be nice to have a 'hide compo entries' button though. God knows it's been requested enough times.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:33,
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It would be nice to have a 'hide compo entries' button though. God knows it's been requested enough times.
new compo rule:
when a person here complains about the current compo, he or she must link to the compo suggestions he or she has made. th online posters will then vote on whether these ideas are better, and if not, the complainer must eat yak turds and post video proof on youtube.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:52,
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Ageing took its toll on Aragorn, King Elessar
And never let hamsters watch Lord of the Rings...
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:27,
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And never let hamsters watch Lord of the Rings...
Why, thank you all
Just in the vain hope, I've made them 280px friendly...
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:49,
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what i like about this best is that you didn't enter it for the challenge.
you just felt you needed to raise the issue.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:03,
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I believe it needs to be raised
that only her vocal chords need saving, not the head nor body.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:09,
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these people will tell you to read the faq
if your image is above 50kb
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:32,
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I want these people to come and live with me
they have a sense of humour
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:01,
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I waited for it to animate
then it animated
then I done a little laugh
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:54,
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then I done a little laugh
Hello!
Pretty grand indeed ta, wrapped in a blanket pretending to work. Hows thee?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:01,
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Trying to work...
...but not succeeding :(
must be the Cambodian weed I'm smoking :)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:03,
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must be the Cambodian weed I'm smoking :)
That would do it, yep
Join me in my procrastination. Much more fun.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:04,
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Procrastination...
best of all the...
...whatever. I'll think about it tomorrow
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:05,
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...whatever. I'll think about it tomorrow
I had so many more (meow, sow, ewe, etc) but the filesize is a killer.
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Didn't someone suggest he was a comedian on /links?
Woo shoppage though
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:05,
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Well
If he's a genuine whiny crying fanboy, he's a very prolific and not very self-conscious one.
I reckon he's fake.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:16,
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I reckon he's fake.
being merkin and a bumhole surfer, there has been no hope for quite some time.
Crikey, lord love em
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:35,
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All these images need to be added as replies to his youtube vid:)
Everyone!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:09,
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Everyone!
Or wrapped around a metal bar and applied vigourously to his joints
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:10,
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280 just seems like a convenient file size
www.b3ta.com/board/7630649
B3ta rolls off the tongue like bollocks, but there you go
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:30,
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B3ta rolls off the tongue like bollocks, but there you go
I still have no idea who this winehouse woman is
apart from what I hear from the papers non stop about her being full of substances
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:08,
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lovely
but I'm not getting close enough to sniff the first one.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:06,
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Poor lass
...with her sunken chest. I weep (mostly because I love the old Gil Elvgren paintings).
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:05,
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Where are the celebrities and internet personalites?
Do you mean to say that you actually came up with an idea on your own and felt no need to latch onto a tired bandwagon in order to generate entertainment for your fellow board members?
And actually spent enough time on it to make it quite wooable?
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Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:59,
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And actually spent enough time on it to make it quite wooable?
for the most part, yes, thank you
and I hope all is well with you too.
I have liked your scribbly animations that you post from time to time.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:16,
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I have liked your scribbly animations that you post from time to time.
Wow!
I want a Sopwith Camel now.
[EDIT: that is, I hanker for one, not 'you should do one right now, you cunt'.]
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:46,
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[EDIT: that is, I hanker for one, not 'you should do one right now, you cunt'.]
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