Forgive me.
i could think of nothing better than a paintmash for this compo.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:16,
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i could think of nothing better than a paintmash for this compo.
fail
just.... fail
EDIT: Perhaps not, but i rather didn't enjoy it
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:18,
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EDIT: Perhaps not, but i rather didn't enjoy it
fuck off prick
fail is fail
if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:30,
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if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything
Heh
Irrelevant tj - I just found this:
Here: pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/creepy_vintage_advertising/index.html
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:20,
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Here: pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/creepy_vintage_advertising/index.html
Hahahahaha
Class.
Submit it to the newsletter!
EDIT: Hahahahahaha "LOOSE women may also be loaded with disease!"
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:21,
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Submit it to the newsletter!
EDIT: Hahahahahaha "LOOSE women may also be loaded with disease!"
that story really is a cause for culling of certain members of the human race
I repeat my comment from earlier and hope he is gang raped to death in prison.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:53,
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I have to agree,
although you are still a shit nosed fuck monkey.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:33,
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i love you
you're the most fascist liberal i have ever come across :)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:56,
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I'm so good I'm bad
no, just Karmic, he did utter evil, so I hope Karma comes round and does the same to him.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:08,
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Oh I see
You support a death penalty so long as it's imposed by karma.
Though technically I suppose "doing the same to him" would mean karma pissing on him a bit and spraying him with shaving foam.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:11,
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Though technically I suppose "doing the same to him" would mean karma pissing on him a bit and spraying him with shaving foam.
no, I don;t support the death penalty
it's too complex an issue to get involved in.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:15,
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The problem with that statement is
that karma should be able to do that without your wishing it.
This means that you are wishing pure evil onto somebody else and karma may well bite you in the arse for it.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:11,
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This means that you are wishing pure evil onto somebody else and karma may well bite you in the arse for it.
someone will wish something on me
I think I've had that before and will no doubt have it again in my life.
Luckily, in my experience just wishinjg something doesn't make it happen.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:14,
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Luckily, in my experience just wishinjg something doesn't make it happen.
Might do
if you're wishing with your flies open while holding a can of shaving foam.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17,
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i totaly understand your viewpoint
i don't fully agree with it, but i understand it
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17,
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Hahahaha
Politics is never easy. I'm a sort of mildly right-wing liberal socialist.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:18,
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He'd smoked
a "cannabis joint", so he was bound to do something like this.
Cannabis should be illegal.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58,
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Cannabis should be illegal.
hahaha, i noticed that too
the media fuckers always go for the easy explanation
I'll bet he played "Killer Games" too
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:02,
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I'll bet he played "Killer Games" too
o rly?
thanks for the rape, but dont bogart that doobie.
*tokes*
*surfs*
*rape-kills*
drugs are a vicious circle.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09,
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*tokes*
*surfs*
*rape-kills*
drugs are a vicious circle.
Oh.
Did Mr. Bailey pick up on that one? Hurrah for him and his, er, musical hair.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:12,
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Thank you
I must say I was quite speechless after reading the news article, but your answer covers it nicely
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58,
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fucking hell
you're absolutely correct. that's one of the most shocking things I've read in a while. I wonder what his /board username is...
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03,
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I've been asking for a cull for a long time.
I'm glad I hate most of the human race.
/not emo just strong ideology(sp?) blog
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03,
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/not emo just strong ideology(sp?) blog
I'm with you to an extent, but if we're going to better the human race and preserve our gene pool
the retards and the disabled folk should probably go first. For the greater good.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03,
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Hey, I wasn't the one that suggested we start exterminating people.
I would eat soylent green though.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:10,
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followed by anyone who needs glasses
the average eyesight is already bad enough as it is
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:10,
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don't bung them all in together fella :)
I've worked with enough kind hearted and mentally superior disabled folk in my time.
Just because someone doesn't have the use of their legs doesn't mean they can't create the most incredible work of art or write the greatest piece of literature.
But I'm talking about the eradication of evil. Which I'm pretty certain you can't do because you then have nothing to qualify good against, and once you've got rid of the really evil ones then people wnat to get rid of the slightly evil, then the "bit arsey" ones, then the ones that borrowed your screwdriver for too long, etc etc
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:13,
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Just because someone doesn't have the use of their legs doesn't mean they can't create the most incredible work of art or write the greatest piece of literature.
But I'm talking about the eradication of evil. Which I'm pretty certain you can't do because you then have nothing to qualify good against, and once you've got rid of the really evil ones then people wnat to get rid of the slightly evil, then the "bit arsey" ones, then the ones that borrowed your screwdriver for too long, etc etc
Some might suggest
that the eradicators of evil are committing an evil act.
Kind of like how it's ok for an army to murder thousands of people because their government did the same thing.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:16,
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Kind of like how it's ok for an army to murder thousands of people because their government did the same thing.
very much so
you become as bad as your enemy and all that, which is why I hypothesise these things and would never consider acting on them myself.
I don't even kill flies, I let them out the window :D
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17,
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I don't even kill flies, I let them out the window :D
and what if evil is not genetically determined
or if evil is so multigenic that virtually every person has a gene associated with increased "evilness" risk?
BTW: the second scenario is true for most conditions, so you'd have to exterminate the entire humaan race to get rid of retards from our gene pool. Not that I'm against that.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:19,
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BTW: the second scenario is true for most conditions, so you'd have to exterminate the entire humaan race to get rid of retards from our gene pool. Not that I'm against that.
OF COURSE evil is not genetically determined.
What do you think brains are for, if not forming evil plans?
Odd how this kind of discussion suckers me into jokes that suggest the doctrine of original sin, bless the innocent little animals for they are incapable of evil, etc.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:29,
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Odd how this kind of discussion suckers me into jokes that suggest the doctrine of original sin, bless the innocent little animals for they are incapable of evil, etc.
TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:
Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and clearly:
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
The results will be instantly apparent.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:19,
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GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
The results will be instantly apparent.
Sadly
this sort of behaviour is hard-wired into our brains from our genetic legacy. So yes, a cull to eradicate the bastards would be lovely but I think it would make us a completely different species, like cattle or something.
It's the job of our modern society to keep a check on this sort of thing, but there are just too many people in the world, and the type of society we evolved for just doesn't work any more.
The only solution I can think of is to get rid of reality TV, ITV, Nuts & Zoo and their like and all of the drivel out there that glorifies this kind of twatty behaviour.
Or if you have a problem with freedom of speech, publish them but only sell them to people who will read them because it's 'ironic'. Yes, Oxbridge students!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:20,
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It's the job of our modern society to keep a check on this sort of thing, but there are just too many people in the world, and the type of society we evolved for just doesn't work any more.
The only solution I can think of is to get rid of reality TV, ITV, Nuts & Zoo and their like and all of the drivel out there that glorifies this kind of twatty behaviour.
Or if you have a problem with freedom of speech, publish them but only sell them to people who will read them because it's 'ironic'. Yes, Oxbridge students!
Creativity, imagination, ideas, language
= the capacity to piss on an dying woman in the street.
Actually, wait, that's not quite right; I bet all kinds of species of animal have done similar things. They just don't have newspapers to report it, or any sense of decency to be outraged.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42,
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Actually, wait, that's not quite right; I bet all kinds of species of animal have done similar things. They just don't have newspapers to report it, or any sense of decency to be outraged.
I've always wondered if other animals are capable of having a sense of outrage.
I'd love to see giraffes doing it.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:47,
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Chimps routinely eat their neighbour's babies
so whatever they're getting outraged about, it must be something other than that.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:56,
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well, they get outrged if they are the victims
that is
like the Daily Mail readers
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:12,
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like the Daily Mail readers
Daily Mail readers hate it when their babies are eaten by chimps.
They're so uptight.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:20,
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I was laughing until I read that link
Fucking hell. The bastard should be shot.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:56,
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Everything is cannabis and the internet's fault.
And first person shoot-em-ups and immigrants.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:03,
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^this
*goes around to find dying people to urinate on*
this story is all so sad.
sort of good morning all
/edit: I'd say mindpiss, but that would only prove your point ;)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05,
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this story is all so sad.
sort of good morning all
/edit: I'd say mindpiss, but that would only prove your point ;)
read that yesterday :D
Like I said at the inquest, I did apologise....
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:04,
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hahaha
nice one
edit: is that a shadow or does he have a thick black cock?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43,
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edit: is that a shadow or does he have a thick black cock?
Oh yes!
I think the WS archive is one of the best things b3ta has ever seen
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:00,
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hahahahahahahahahahaha.....
*comes up for air*
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks before dying*
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36,
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks before dying*
she is so shit
Ian Brown in this weeks NME described her perfectly as Music for little girls who have just got their first boyfriend
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:38,
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That sounds about right
I would, however, still perform sexy interclock on her given half a chance.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:40,
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I know it's wrong
but i would too.
from behind
while hitting her face against the headboard
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43,
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from behind
while hitting her face against the headboard
^This is true
Opposingly, I'd cunt Lily "Fucking" Allen in the fuck.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:44,
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is she considered rap?
you are kidding right?
She's as ghetto as a 12 year old private school girl from the Cotswolds writing poetry on a Strawberry Shortcake notepad
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:47,
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She's as ghetto as a 12 year old private school girl from the Cotswolds writing poetry on a Strawberry Shortcake notepad
I never said it was
I was commenting on how upper class she sounds.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49,
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I don't even know who we're talking about
I'd best shut up before I embarrass myself further.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:53,
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isn't the NME for little girls who've just got their first boyfriend?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46,
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no, its a journal for pretentious twats who think they are godlike in their bestowing of praise on whoever the music industry pay them to like,
that I glanced at in Tesco last night and saw that Ian Brown comment
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49,
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Hehe!
Can we have an all white music awards now please,I wonder?
OMG! That would be soooo racist!!!!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:41,
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OMG! That would be soooo racist!!!!
Mobo winners include Amy Winehouse and Joss Stone.
So your ironic accusation of racism is bang on there. Well done.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:48,
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Would that be limited to
white music with no black influence whatsoever?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55,
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I did a search
for "Mulligan and O'Hare", Vic and Bob's folk duo. Strangely*, you get porn on the first page of results.
*or not
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:00,
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*or not
Mulligan and O'Hare are ace!
I can't remember the link but there's a whole site dedicated to them if you can find it.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:07,
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Ning Bruv
I'm not here today, too damn busy, but the MOFO's infuriate the crap out of me, just like the Mercury "Who the f@@k are they?" awards
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43,
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you?
busy?
i've never heard of such a thing.
all awards ceremonys are wank though
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46,
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i've never heard of such a thing.
all awards ceremonys are wank though
hahahahahahah
you're so out of touch :D
I have 70% of the Mercury albums, and no, I didn't go out and buy them when the nominees were announced ;p
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52,
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I have 70% of the Mercury albums, and no, I didn't go out and buy them when the nominees were announced ;p
Ha ha - nicely done
Is Kate Allen a real person or is that a hybrid of Lily Allen and Kate Nash?
/not down with the popular music scene
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:45,
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/not down with the popular music scene
Hybrid Theory
They both do the talking in a mockney accent thing
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:50,
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Needs more Kenneth Kendall
nice one sir.
*goes back to uber-lurking*
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36,
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*goes back to uber-lurking*
With racism on the side:
www.b3ta.com/board/7623596
Also, that gay bloke is on £250,000+
I'm in.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:49,
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Also, that gay bloke is on £250,000+
I'm in.
Blimey!
I know bus drivers are shits but come on...
You'd take a bumming for 250K? What's the matter with you man!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52,
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You'd take a bumming for 250K? What's the matter with you man!
Not me.
If you've got any from Shropshire then I'll take one.
Now piss off.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:37,
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Now piss off.
But if you're wroring yourself around the tinterwebs
people want photos
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46,
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you I guess
I assume the link goes to one of many sites you've been trawling
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:40,
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yes, it's
one of those
'ning b3ta
edit: *ponders effort/reply/timing ratio*
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:29,
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'ning b3ta
edit: *ponders effort/reply/timing ratio*
No problem
She did have hands but they spoilt the whole pic.
I wanna try her again from a different source.
She's lully
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31,
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I wanna try her again from a different source.
She's lully
is that that bloke off of football?
/standard B3ta sport response
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:08,
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Ha!
3 months me!
/has mighty beard ready to be shaved into handle bar mo' for Bogan Bash
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:24,
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/has mighty beard ready to be shaved into handle bar mo' for Bogan Bash
I think
were gonna lose lots and lose all our players
*cries*
Ning all
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:12,
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*cries*
Ning all
shush boy, apparently we're all supposed to pretend we don't like football or something!
But if you ask me, it's the inevitable bursting of the bubble.
and Ning!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:26,
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and Ning!
HAHAHA! WInner
EDIT: Grrr. Waiting for the card I use online to top up so I can sort out my WoW account. The lil git still hasn't do so yet.:(
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:08,
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just reinstalled that
as Blizzard took a 3 month payment automatically (without asking me, the gits)...lucky I noticed on me statement.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:13,
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That's a bitch
What server you on? There's a few of us gathering on Lightbringer.
If it doesn't clear soon I think I'll just have to go out and get a gamecard.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:18,
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If it doesn't clear soon I think I'll just have to go out and get a gamecard.
Twisting Nether at the mo
Got a few characters here 'n' there, none on 70 though. One of me mates from Llanelli (outside of the game) has about 10-15 level 70s. He's on it all the time, plus he has 2 babies to contend with (plus shift work). He can't have time to shit.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30,
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*checks challenge*
Oh christ, there's been a million and 10 whinehouse posts in the last year.
*waits for floodgates to open*
Guess I'll get some work done today.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28,
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*waits for floodgates to open*
Guess I'll get some work done today.
they're having a paddy because they don't like the Winehouse one
might as well skip it this week bobs, it'll be toys out of prams for the next 6 days.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:07,
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*skips week*
yay new image challenge!
'shop Gordon Brown'
*goes home*
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:15,
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'shop Gordon Brown'
*goes home*
that's not it at all
it's in good humour, and a source pic of the compo-meister is too good an opportunity to miss
i have no real idea of who amy winehouse is, and she looks weird, so i'd much rather photoshop fraser
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:19,
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i have no real idea of who amy winehouse is, and she looks weird, so i'd much rather photoshop fraser
where does the Mictoboy reside?
I thought you were in the UK but surely everyone in the UK is aware of her either for her music or press attention?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28,
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i am in the uk
but i don't watch much tv
and i don't listen to pop music stations
and i don't read newspapers, either
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:31,
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and i don't listen to pop music stations
and i don't read newspapers, either
The 'Sod this, let's shop Fraser' compo.
may not actually be official.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:11,
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pffft!
also stick it in the original thread
www.b3ta.com/board/7629835
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:07,
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www.b3ta.com/board/7629835
Wilkinson Sword's partnership with Pizza Express didn't really work out
Although the slogan "For men with smelly beards" didn't help much
I've just got in from work - night is morning, and morning is night! *brain melts*
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:44,
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Although the slogan "For men with smelly beards" didn't help much
I've just got in from work - night is morning, and morning is night! *brain melts*
What I like about the Bill
is that their cars are completely invisible when they're following anyone
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:47,
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it...errr....does?
tis in italics, but it is spelt like that.
NUMPTY.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:50,
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NUMPTY.
they certainly are :D
or "Not quite good enough for an award of any kind other than Smash Hits"
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:58,
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note speech marks
it was a cynical remark about the ability of soap "actors", not an attack on your spelling.
HUMPTY DUMPTY.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:01,
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HUMPTY DUMPTY.
She always sounds like she's got a cold...
I'd wipe her nose for her
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:55,
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BWAHAHAHA!!
*goes to hollywood*
i'll remember you all...*
*won't really
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:55,
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i'll remember you all...*
*won't really
Chasing the Dragon?
Checklist
Filesize under 50K - Check was originally 46K
Picture Included (No Text on a thread) Check
Not Bindun - Check
Correct Compo - Check
Board Nazi Happiness factor - reasonable.
Spelling Nazis - Sorted (Keef stays as Keef)
Editing - Fuckit - Photobucket Tiem
Comments: When getting into Amy's pixels you realise just how hairy she is!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:34,
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Checklist
Filesize under 50K - Check was originally 46K
Picture Included (No Text on a thread) Check
Not Bindun - Check
Correct Compo - Check
Board Nazi Happiness factor - reasonable.
Spelling Nazis - Sorted (Keef stays as Keef)
Editing - Fuckit - Photobucket Tiem
Comments: When getting into Amy's pixels you realise just how hairy she is!
I've never understood the whole TOAP thing
most pictures have text on them.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:38,
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since when did 59.3 come after 50?
;)
Also you're missing an i from Addictive, that'll upset the spelling nazis
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:03,
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Also you're missing an i from Addictive, that'll upset the spelling nazis
not to mention misspelling queef richards' name.
'night all. it's bedtime in these parts.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:07,
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nitey!
have a nice kip
edit: right I'm off
I have an exciting day of adventure!
adios folks
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:18,
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edit: right I'm off
I have an exciting day of adventure!
adios folks
Only if they have regular exercise and a healthy diet.
and avoid stress
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:21,
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you're too used to the shouty wankers on this site
re-read what I've put and imagine me smiling and being polite.
The winky smiley should have given you a clue that it is in now way aggressive.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:37,
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The winky smiley should have given you a clue that it is in now way aggressive.
but it's 60k?
Damn me and my gift for maths and pointing at numpties.
'ning peeps :)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:11,
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'ning peeps :)
But it took over 3 hours to complete,
www.b3ta.com/board/7631310
So I gove a 1/2 hearted woo.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:16,
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So I gove a 1/2 hearted woo.
Hmm, you may need the post that it was a reply to
1 sec......
EDIT: there...
www.b3ta.com/board/7631304
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:17,
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EDIT: there...
www.b3ta.com/board/7631304
3 hours
With a shitload of work in the middle. Beer time here! And 1/2 a woo is better than no woo. Kindly accepted!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:33,
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A wino is just a baby rhinocerous
/fact to tell the kids when they ask.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:17,
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Has anyone ever run a subversive 'alternative' compo?
I'm just asking. No real reason. *sighs*
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:25,
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'Ning, Mrs. T.
Something a bit more exciting, like "'shop paint drying".
Seriously, though. It's a bit dull, and has already been bagged by either Joe S or TGA with the great ones they did ages ago.
*mutter*
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:30,
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Seriously, though. It's a bit dull, and has already been bagged by either Joe S or TGA with the great ones they did ages ago.
*mutter*
awww... thankies...
I must admit I did sigh a bit when I saw it this morning...
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:33,
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Mind you, it could have been worse...
I rather expected it to be 'shop a pirate', and to have spent the day looking at pea roasts.
:P
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:35,
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:P
yes, last night
check the Image Challenge posts for a load of Fraser
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:30,
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Hhahaha. 'ning all
In related Kevin Smithery...
EDIT:Mmmm Joey Lauren Adams!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:30,
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EDIT:Mmmm Joey Lauren Adams!
TOATBOAPOBP!
Text on a translucent bar on a picture of blue peter
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:32,
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but
it has cute chix0r!
In my early twenties I used to visit a friend on Wednesdays and we'd sit on the couch and drink and snack and watch the local cartoon 3 hrs and yell "show us yer tits sophie!" at the girl who presented the show.
This btw is the most popular way of presenting 'australian content' here. Take a whole bunch of foreignly produced content, cut out the foreign presenter and splice in an australian one.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:04,
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In my early twenties I used to visit a friend on Wednesdays and we'd sit on the couch and drink and snack and watch the local cartoon 3 hrs and yell "show us yer tits sophie!" at the girl who presented the show.
This btw is the most popular way of presenting 'australian content' here. Take a whole bunch of foreignly produced content, cut out the foreign presenter and splice in an australian one.
They were better in my day
Sarah Greene... Janet Ellis...
oh my...
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:24,
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oh my...
we had
Sophie Lee www.bordermail.com.au/news/image/387621.jpg
and
Gayle and Gillian Blakeney www.users.bigpond.net.au/louisecom/thetwins/twins%20all%20mixed%20upA.jpg
The latter were presenters of a show called Wombat, long before they were on neighbours :)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:43,
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and
Gayle and Gillian Blakeney www.users.bigpond.net.au/louisecom/thetwins/twins%20all%20mixed%20upA.jpg
The latter were presenters of a show called Wombat, long before they were on neighbours :)
The first one scares me
I know the other two from Neighbours... oh yes
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30,
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Is it wrong...
...to want to do both mother and daughter?
At the same time?
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:04,
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At the same time?
this.
though the whole 'name a cat' thing is silly, and deceiving thousands of children is hilarious.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:48,
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and stealing their money
and being democratic and vetoing what they vote for and deciding anyway
:)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:52,
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:)
if people send money in to a tv or radio station, they obviously can afford to lose the funds.
same as lottery ticket scams - if you're such a math noob that you 'gamble' on lotteries, you have no right to complain if the whole thing is rigged.
the veto would have ben acceptable if the cat had been givn a good name, but the difference between socks and pussy is negligible.
*goes off to fuck a sock*
:)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:57,
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the veto would have ben acceptable if the cat had been givn a good name, but the difference between socks and pussy is negligible.
*goes off to fuck a sock*
:)
I don't complain the lottery is rigged
I know the universe hates me :)
I did win £10 once tho! hah! take that "probability" :)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:02,
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I did win £10 once tho! hah! take that "probability" :)
we just had a scandal in these parts.
the lottery retailers and their immediate families were winning at 3000 times greater frequency than they should have, or some such.
i won $1500 or something a few years back. it was good fun.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:04,
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i won $1500 or something a few years back. it was good fun.
there was a bit of a thing a while ago
some retailers were checking the serial numbers of scratch cards and keeping any winners for themselves and putting the known no winners back in the pile for the customers to buy
wonder what sort of naughtyness detection the lottery system has :)
I guess free money and being stupid enough to think that a computer won't notice exactly what you are doing is all it takes :)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:15,
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wonder what sort of naughtyness detection the lottery system has :)
I guess free money and being stupid enough to think that a computer won't notice exactly what you are doing is all it takes :)
toapity toapity toap!
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPITY TOAPTPOTI TPOS
MGMLMSLNLMMGNS!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:45,
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MGMLMSLNLMMGNS!
Please, please, please, please, please...
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...
make the bbc change its name to pussy.
I'd so watch that. Really. It'd be worth it.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:34,
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make the bbc change its name to pussy.
I'd so watch that. Really. It'd be worth it.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
that's very well done, have a click
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:20,
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METH IS HARD TO MAKE.
I've got a giant pizza and an evangeical twuntpeg in a clown suit...
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:02,
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not anal roberts!
off to bed, so i bid you (and all of you, eally) a good night.
oh, my hamwig meting was postponed again :( but i made something new for it that i'll post when i get back to a computer that doesn't have temper tantrums.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:06,
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oh, my hamwig meting was postponed again :( but i made something new for it that i'll post when i get back to a computer that doesn't have temper tantrums.
This confuses me deeply.
But I just woke up. So yeah.
I like it, though ;)
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:59,
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I like it, though ;)
you've been having those dreams again.
i lived in nice a long time ago. it was nice.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:03,
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what now?
something about onions and scrotts, well just woke up anyway, 'ning all
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:06,
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ningles
i will have many pictures of joy on saturday, and if i ask him nicely and buy him a sausage roll he might let me take one
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:09,
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Get his full name!
I'm sick of calling him Frankweld Pursewhistle
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:16,
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YOU HAVE BECOME PARTIALLY FRENCHMENT
AND SHITTED ONIONS ON THE FLOORMENT!
C'EST!
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:38,
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C'EST!
What are you doing to my uncle?
UNCLE!? Crikey!
...
...
...
You're not stopping...
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:59,
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...
...
...
You're not stopping...
HE NEEDS TO KNOW MORE
SO THAT HE CAN MAKE THOSE SPLIT-SECOND DECISIONS.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:55,
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dont gay people put pastries on their heads.
he must be a gay person.
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:50,
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"HEY MR PASTY MAN"
"DRIVING YOUR TRANSIT VAN"
"DRIVING IT ALONG THE MAIN ROAD"
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Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:40,
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"DRIVING IT ALONG THE MAIN ROAD"
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