hahah
At first I thought this was Herman but noticed the title. If it was Herman it would have said "tits:D"
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Tue 22 May 2012, 14:50,
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hahahahaha yeah
that's some funny shit right there - wonder what crazy things he'll be knocking over next
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Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53,
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Huzzah
glad my weetabix eye brows weren't a complete waste of time :D
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Tue 22 May 2012, 14:56,
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I like how it's all vacuum packed,
except for the extremities.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53,
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Ewwww
Are you the same chap who did that horrid foot / meat pic?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 15:08,
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If I Can't Gas You.
Jew Should Be Dancing.
A Fifth of Belsen.
Kristallnacht Fever.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01,
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A Fifth of Belsen.
Kristallnacht Fever.
The irony of course is that you went to the trouble of making a ü and wunderbar doesn't have one
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Tue 22 May 2012, 16:26,
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I doned a pic for some french mates of mine who are getting married
They like metal and tentacles.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:44,
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You might have seen Serge's work before
He's bloody good. PS - his website has clay-style horizontal scrolling action
www.sergebirault.fr/portfolio.php
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49,
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www.sergebirault.fr/portfolio.php
I did this pic for him a few years back
Still no onions, but it has wine, cheese, snails, a beret, a stripy top, and an aloof expression
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:54,
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Still no onions, but it has wine, cheese, snails, a beret, a stripy top, and an aloof expression
Saw it right away.
The escaping snail took a moment, though. Nice little touches all around. Wonder if she'd be interested in some bad touches?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 15:54,
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is she smuggling a couple of onions?
i might have to my my onion inspectors hat on.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 14:19,
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Whaaaa...??
Its a beard, with a greying bit at the bottom, and his bottom lip poking out from under his tache. Bigger version here:
cghub.com/images/view/239227/
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Tue 22 May 2012, 13:03,
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cghub.com/images/view/239227/
oh yes, so it is
all those tentacles must have pervertified my brain
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Tue 22 May 2012, 13:18,
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*Warning* Contains small text...
EDIT: Also contains rubbish jokes. YOU try and make Illustrator funny
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:40,
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EDIT: Also contains rubbish jokes. YOU try and make Illustrator funny
Don't think I ever read Vector.
Anyone else remember the short-lived Action?
Fantastically violent, throughout.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:46,
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Fantastically violent, throughout.
The Pathfinder!
Hallo Ninj.
How's you? Not seen you in a while...
:D
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47,
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How's you? Not seen you in a while...
:D
Hai Moleypoo!
Not to bad sir, you? yep, hummus tank is empty :(
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49,
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He was the law in the 1930's, too...
Do it justice
Inspired by Toasty's drawing.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:41,
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Do it justice
Inspired by Toasty's drawing.
Hot dogs make for a delicious shoulder pad.
EDIT: Also, the long-lived arm of the law goes waaaay back.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44,
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Haha. Nicely.
Too much attantion to detail, d'you think?
Lawgiver from above 'shoppery, probably unnoticed
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:49,
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Lawgiver from above 'shoppery, probably unnoticed
she does have spectacular boobs
not so good at the moment in Mad Men as she's under a fat suit
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27,
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Ta
I recall practically clawing my eyeballs out at one stage in making it after interminable mucking about with the colour balance.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:04,
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The infinite tweaking of colour balance is a madness we all succumb to, man.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:07,
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Oh My!
*teenage Judge Anderson desires rekindled*
edit/ this isn't who's actually playing Anderson, is it?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31,
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edit/ this isn't who's actually playing Anderson, is it?
it also contained the description
"it was better than Battleship"
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27,
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I want to see that
I've heard it's terrifying....
battleshit that is.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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battleshit that is.
Play nice!
This film will be great, and we shall both love it.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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15 weeks until release and no trailer.
Why the fuck, unless it's a disaster?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:29,
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I'm just bracing myself
I have every hope for it (as long as they digitally ensmallen his MASSIVE HELMET)
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35,
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look at tha siez of that kids hid
it's a virtual planetoid
it's got its own weather system
he's like an orange on a toothpick
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39,
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it's got its own weather system
he's like an orange on a toothpick
In contrast, 15 weeks before the release of Prometheus they had released everything apart from the end credits and a couple of bits they are saving for a later director's cut.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41,
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^this^
Bond comes out 2 months after Dredd and we've seen that in action
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44,
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Dredd comes out?
Now there's a plot twist that the fans won't like.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47,
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I've heard there will be special dust and gravel flavour popcorn during its cinema release
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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No idea, haven't seen it
Not a Dredd afficionado but I liked how it was constructed, the ABC Warriors,
Mean Machine etc. Ian Dury was in it ffs.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47,
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Mean Machine etc. Ian Dury was in it ffs.
Also note : closing date for the story compo is tomorrow
Mine's almost finished...
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41,
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Yes.
shit.
Guess I'll just write it, anyway, and knock their tits off at a later date.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47,
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Guess I'll just write it, anyway, and knock their tits off at a later date.
I keep telling myself...
...this one can't be any worse than Stallone's drivelling pile of crap.
Please be awesome. Please be awesome. Please be awesome.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42,
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Please be awesome. Please be awesome. Please be awesome.
^ The Angel Gang and ABC warrior were the only good things in it.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:49,
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Mega City One was spot on.
EDIT: Has there ever been a 2000AD image challenge?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:52,
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Really? I would have thought the recognition & scope factor was pretty high.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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while 2000AD fans appear to be the only people inhabiting the board at this very moment
I imagine the avalanche of complaints would be quite sizeable
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:09,
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Voted.
Also - just browsing through potential sauces, and saw this - possibly the only incarnation of Keep Calm and Carry On that still has the potential to give me a chuckle.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:35,
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Halo Jones could be excellent
although I can imagine it wouldn't be
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Tue 22 May 2012, 12:25,
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You're right Prodge...
As a generic sci-fi film it was alright ashally... BUT IT WAS NOT DREDD.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44,
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I distinctly remember the audible groan going roind the cinema when he took his hemlet off...
Thing is, Stallone actually had the potential to be quite a decent Dredd (given a bit of editing work to make him a bit taller). The jaw's OK, and his usual monosyllabic grunt would have been bang on. Just which dolt wrote that awful script, aand then why the hell did they allow him to think he could act?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03,
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and why the codpiece
and why the flying judge bikes
and why etc etc
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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and why etc etc
"Why?"
That should be the only, and 100% accurate, IMDb entry for this clunker.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:11,
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Flying bikes.
Fine for ET The Fucking Extra Testicle, or Harry Fucking Potter, but not for Dredd.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57,
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Clint Eastwood would have been better
He has the voice, the chin, the gruff attitude, and is associated with large guns.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06,
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The Man With No Name/Dirty Harry were partial inspirations for Dredd.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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the big problem was the visual tone of the whole thing...
it was too bright... it made it look tacky and plastic...
it should have been darker and greyer
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:43,
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it should have been darker and greyer
Indeed.
The whole nuclear armageddon "Apocalypse War" storyline of would have been awesome for a trilogy... Block Mania, Apocalypse War, and then something non-canon with the Dark Judges - sort of a post-apocalyptic Necropolis.
That's my 2000ad wet dream.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53,
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That's my 2000ad wet dream.
The plan with the movies, if 'Dredd' works, is to introduce Judge Death in the next one.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:59,
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Worst. Movie. Ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ME5l6UOxask#t=151s
track down a copy, you won't regret it! ;)
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Tue 22 May 2012, 9:25,
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track down a copy, you won't regret it! ;)
Wait... I recognize this!
I think parts of this were used in Space Thunder Kids, a TERRIBLE Korean/Australian anime, which ripped off everything under the sun.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15,
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SPACE - awesome! it's in space!
Thunder - awesome! sounds all badass it's thunder time
Kids - ahh.. fuck, nobody's impressed by some kids
DEATH RAY THE KIDS AND GET ON WITH OUR EVIL PLANS
that's what I'd do if I was some kind of interstellar overlord, innit.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35,
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Kids - ahh.. fuck, nobody's impressed by some kids
DEATH RAY THE KIDS AND GET ON WITH OUR EVIL PLANS
that's what I'd do if I was some kind of interstellar overlord, innit.
Savior Of The Earth ripped off a large amount of stuff
the sounds during the disc battle scene appear to be ripped from Monkey Magic
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Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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Sexy Bread!
Hovis provide bread for the lonely man...
Click for bigger (75 kb)
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Tue 22 May 2012, 7:14,
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Click for bigger (75 kb)
RPT!!!
I went to the Natural History Museum yesterday an saw some Fantastic Tits
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Tue 22 May 2012, 7:23,
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First they came with their photos on a Sunday
And I didn't speak out because I didn't mind one day a week
Then they came with their photos on a Monday
And I didn't speak out because two days a week isn't too bad
They they came with their photos on a Tuesday
And I didn't speak out because three days a week isn't quite half the week.
Then ...
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Tue 22 May 2012, 7:41,
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Then they came with their photos on a Monday
And I didn't speak out because two days a week isn't too bad
They they came with their photos on a Tuesday
And I didn't speak out because three days a week isn't quite half the week.
Then ...
..... then you realised no one had posted for 4 hours
and something was better than nothing?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 8:00,
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well, my four year old son just said
what's that pic?
me: it's a pic of a piece of bread
him: where's the silly bit? why's it on b3ta?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 8:12,
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me: it's a pic of a piece of bread
him: where's the silly bit? why's it on b3ta?
well I'm not going to be the one
to tell your 4 year old son about sex holes
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Tue 22 May 2012, 8:13,
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this is a fair comment
maybe is should tell him that there's a vague resemblance to a vagina in the bread.
i'm sure he'll come back with 'but it's not shopped though, is it?'
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Tue 22 May 2012, 8:17,
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i'm sure he'll come back with 'but it's not shopped though, is it?'
also, i respectfully disagree
the assertion that soemthing is better than nothing opens the door to loads of "look i found this on the internets" pic, which if left unchecked, then becomes the norm
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Tue 22 May 2012, 8:15,
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Quick joke
What was Princess Diana's favourite sweet?
Major James Chewits.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 8:19,
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Major James Chewits.
I didn't say anything was better than nothing
there are shades between black and white
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Tue 22 May 2012, 8:21,
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As noted above, there are exceptions to the "something better than nothing" rule.
366, to be exact
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Tue 22 May 2012, 14:47,
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They really haven't
You did yourself a huge disservice with your stubbornness.
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Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31,
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No, I came of my own accord...
She It's not wrong though, where is everyone?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 7:24,
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Static, he needs to use conditioner on that facial fungus.
Edit: that's me finished for the night, g'night.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 1:28,
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so that's how electricity is made
b3ta teaches me something new everyday
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Tue 22 May 2012, 2:29,
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you grip it in one hand by the two cross bar bits and then thrust the blade into the unfortunate victim
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Tue 22 May 2012, 16:01,
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THE FOOTBALLS!
How many runs did they score with their soccer racquets?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 10:00,
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"I AM GLAD TO HEAR THIS, BUT HOW LOUDLY? IS IT OF SUFFICIENT VOLUME THAT IT'S WORTH MEASURING IT IN dB?"
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Tue 22 May 2012, 0:41,
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"I'M GLAD YOU CAN HEAR ME... WELL NO, NOT REALLY, ITS SO LOUDLY ITS OFF THE SCALES"
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Tue 22 May 2012, 0:45,
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lovely job :)
quick TJ: for those already annoyed about the Olympic bollocks with the torch, you probably shouldn't see this www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18151244
I thought the point of the olympic relay thing was for normal people of the UK to do it?
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:08,
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I thought the point of the olympic relay thing was for normal people of the UK to do it?
seeing will.i.am texting while carrying the olympic flame retty much sums it all up for me
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:10,
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What, that the Olympics has been a complete waste of time and money, because all it does is whore out corporations that don't need the extra revenue
and have no qualms of bastardizing a traditional event that's been going for many years?
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:16,
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to be fair
the whole of the modern olymics has been a gravy train for those involved, paid for by the sweat of sportsmen aiming for 'glory' and punters who've swallowed the hyperbole
it's just never been so naked before now
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:19,
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it's just never been so naked before now
I don't think anyone's buying into it.
I have yet to see at least one person enthusiastic about said games. Surprising, because in reality, we should be, but it's just become a hotbed of overblown, forced advertising.
In short, nobody gives a shit.
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:32,
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In short, nobody gives a shit.
ponder the ancient olympic games
where wars were put on hold and folk were expected to represent the badassery of their states
I wonder what those folks would make of the modern establishment.
Paté would be my best guess.
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:51,
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I wonder what those folks would make of the modern establishment.
Paté would be my best guess.
I think the splendour of the ancient games could never be replicated today.
But then again, that comes with having a world dominated by multi-billion-pound corporations running the show, with people who don't even care about the games footing the bill.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 0:06,
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ah well, my theory of everything, thus:
99% of everything is pointless.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 0:37,
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In fact 99.99999ish% of everything here is nothing.
Oh and people don't learn much.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 0:59,
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to be fair
you're comparing with a world where the world was dominated by cholera and syphilis and where 99.999% of the population didn't see their 50th birthday, and if you failed at the games your chances of ending, within two years, fighting a pointless war against the neighbouring city in an argument about port duties were pretty high.
and beside all of that, the ancient games were actually pretty brutal and ugly, and if we had them now we wouldn't want to watch. we've got a certain respect for a lack of human suffering that the ancient greeks just couldn't give a fuck about
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Tue 22 May 2012, 1:29,
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and beside all of that, the ancient games were actually pretty brutal and ugly, and if we had them now we wouldn't want to watch. we've got a certain respect for a lack of human suffering that the ancient greeks just couldn't give a fuck about
what i guess i'm trying to say is that "splendour" is romanticised nonsense
they were "splendid" in the way that fox hunting, bull-fighting and bear-baiting are splendid, or if we had an ultimate fighting league that was to the bloodied-pulp-of-death
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Tue 22 May 2012, 1:31,
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I'm just too anti-consumerist for my own good.
I guess what I was taught about the ancient Olympics was horse-shit; I really should do a bit of research beforehand, if I'm discussing things out of my own field. XD
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Tue 22 May 2012, 1:44,
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to be fair
i should probably avoid posting on b3ta when i'm drunk because i come across as angry and more sure of my facts than i should be... :)
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Tue 22 May 2012, 8:29,
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some folk would pay to see all those activities combined into one single event
but yeah, it's just one big wankfest eitherway
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Tue 22 May 2012, 9:03,
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Gosh, what a terrible, terrible shame it would have been if the guy driving the yellow bmw's foot had slipped, mashing the accelerator pedal into the floor...
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Tue 22 May 2012, 0:00,
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Look at the little fella go!
Dance John, dance!
Bye bye. Bye bye. One's still alive! One's still alive!
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:53,
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Bye bye. Bye bye. One's still alive! One's still alive!
not working, change it to <img src="img98.imageshack.us/img98/5229/thebeegee.gif">
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:57,
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One thing led to another, and.... CLUNES
I've done this before, but now NEW and IMPROVED and with FRESH FISH
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:48,
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I've done this before, but now NEW and IMPROVED and with FRESH FISH
There's a 300 foot replica of Martin Clunes off Portland Bill
...what did you think it was?
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:58,
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The pandering to the sponsers for the Olympics is really depressing :(
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Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45,
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Why are people apparently spending completely mentalist sums of money buying these on ebay?
There are so many of them, they are hardly going to hold any worth in the long term; or are some exceedingly rich people simply mental?
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Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55,
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Nah, that's not good enough
Someone apparently has paid a hundred grand for one of these on Ebay according to the news I watched earlier, and there is no way on earth one of several thousand of these will hold anything remotely like that value in the future.
In fact, I can actually see this being dismissed on the antiques road show in decades to come, as reasonably worthless, given so many were made.
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:14,
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In fact, I can actually see this being dismissed on the antiques road show in decades to come, as reasonably worthless, given so many were made.
I haven't seen that one, could they be doing it for the publicity?
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:15,
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Possibly, it was on the BBC news earlier
but given it's Ebay, I guess it might all be a lie. I simply can't imagine an antiques dealer who would be so dumb as to pay so much for something so obviously completely insanely over valued
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:21,
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Not really
there will have been thousands of them used by the time the flame reaches the olympic stadium
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:44,
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that would make sense..
..looks like they made them from cheap shitty sequin mesh
also, :(
edit: how long now?
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Tue 22 May 2012, 0:36,
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also, :(
edit: how long now?
The worst bit is the little (odd) siamese cat a friend owns
sits in the same place she did, on my bed every night.
He spent his time as a kitten with three cats who died, one by one.
(I'm beyond sad I just numb myself)
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Tue 22 May 2012, 1:19,
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He spent his time as a kitten with three cats who died, one by one.
(I'm beyond sad I just numb myself)
who says they don't feel emotions :(
completely empathise with this..
must get off, 'nite.
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Tue 22 May 2012, 1:38,
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must get off, 'nite.
See: Tracey Emin
Thinking again, to someone with £100 000 000+, say, in cash and assets, £153 000 (+p&p) might seem little.
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Mon 21 May 2012, 22:45,
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Generally, I reckon
People wedged up to that degree aren't nessarily buffoons with their money. Yes they may seem frivolous with their spending, but are generally not completely thick in how they spend it. To you or me, spending twenty grand on a bottle of wine one lunchtime may seem insane, but that's their own agenda and they are living in a different reality. It may have sealed a productive business contract worth millions; or potentially billions, and hence simply a lavish way of celebrating.
A hundred grand at something so obviously not worth anything in the long term even to them must seem ridiculous. It's hardly something you are going to treasure or mount above the fire place. Simply said, it's not an investment or even a 'statement' of wealth. Just something daft if you buy one, if you didn't actually run with one.
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:15,
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A hundred grand at something so obviously not worth anything in the long term even to them must seem ridiculous. It's hardly something you are going to treasure or mount above the fire place. Simply said, it's not an investment or even a 'statement' of wealth. Just something daft if you buy one, if you didn't actually run with one.
Oh sure, they didn't get rich by throwing money about foolishly.
It's still possibly a hoax (I'd need to look at the listing). A hoax that gets press exposure.
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:24,
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The money would go to a charity, possible tax avoidance? I give up.
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Mon 21 May 2012, 23:32,
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Hang on, they were in America
I think they call it soché over there.
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Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28,
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I can recognise five of those.
But who's the guy sitting at the table at the left?
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Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25,
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I assume they're all looking at Margret Thatcher
who has just burst onto the stage completely naked, with a wild look in her eye, a lascivious grin and a despairing, bewildered security guard trailing in her wake?
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