g'day, ya flamin' galahdoesn't look much like rutger hauer, but
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Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:21,
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"ALMS" more like!!!I don't get it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 28 Nov 2017, 9:23,
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only when i'm on my phone
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:45,
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Well if HappyToast is going to be all clever and talentedIt's down to me to lower the standards around here
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simbosan liked your link on,
Mon 27 Nov 2017, 3:59,
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"and as you can see. we place the electrodes here and here" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:02,
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I tend to steer clear from lower standardsand always try to remain firmly mediocre.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:04,
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Everyone likes a firm mediocre
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:45,
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I'm looking forward to tuesday's picture drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:45,
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hoping for an advent colander or something equally praiseworthy
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Mon 27 Nov 2017, 22:25,
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How about an Advantageous Colon Durr
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 28 Nov 2017, 0:22,
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I agree. German bowel movements surpass all others. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 28 Nov 2017, 2:10,
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He said 'pooper', LOL. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:36,
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What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here! - The Justice League of Gentlemen
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:30,
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You should show Reece and Mark these on twitter.
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:30,
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WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!/ac
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:00,
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Local heroes for a local townAnd now I've got Dire Strait's Local hero going in my head.
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Mon 27 Nov 2017, 7:52,
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someone should complain that 
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 12:42,
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does this mean we get to break his legs?
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:00,
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haven't been here in ages!
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:09,
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We've all missed you LOADS. Honest. *mwah!*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 14:00,
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ello mictohaven't thought of Sam & Max in AGES
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:00,
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Roxy Hart posted me a copy years ago :D
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:31,
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Up on the roof a naked president smears himself with jam. One final pleasure in the abject misery of his self-knowledge.He's distressed, we can hear that now. Sobs wrack his body, and somehow threaten to spoil the moment for a moment.
But now he's back on track, throwing the coil of three-core around his neck. He checks the knot, and steps off the edge.
Now before the cord pulls tight, he shouts; "I'm Donald Trump, please forgive me!"
and the windows all around fly open, and a thousand voices cry out; "No fucking way."
As his spine is snapped apart, I'm thinking; 'God, I hope he heard them'.
(But now he's back on track, throwing the coil of three-core around his neck. He checks the knot, and steps off the edge.
Now before the cord pulls tight, he shouts; "I'm Donald Trump, please forgive me!"
and the windows all around fly open, and a thousand voices cry out; "No fucking way."
As his spine is snapped apart, I'm thinking; 'God, I hope he heard them'.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 0:09,
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This fine and evocative writing isn't getting the attention it deserves.Shakespeare himself would have doffed his hat.
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Tart Monkey,
Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:08,
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I've been meaning to do this for ages.
witchy is covered in BEES,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:21,
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Punnage most foulThis was a picture from when it was all fields I assume.
( Tart Monkey,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:28,
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So, tell me, what have you, what have you, what have you done to deserve this?
Captain Howdy,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:39,
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next year's person of the year will be his assassin *hopes*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:06,
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Christ, no! Don't make him a martyr.Let Meuller tighten the screws and watch him squirm.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:30,
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now you're just giving me ideas Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:35,
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It's a sin
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:21,
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There hasn't been an original game since Pong mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:01,
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Not even thaten.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pong#Lawsuit_from_Magnavox
Just watching an American games doc where they say Zee X Spectrum. This is all the wrong.
(Just watching an American games doc where they say Zee X Spectrum. This is all the wrong.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:08,
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Heh, I knew someone would come up soon with a predecessor mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:00,
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Very goodThough Spacey must be worth more than 20pts.
( Tart Monkey,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:29,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Computer Game Films"){kind=small}
"We must perform a quirkafleeg!"
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:28,
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Punch him in the nads!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:58,
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and here she is, presenting him with his free willy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:04,
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This one is definitely filed under...."I wish I'd thought of that".
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Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:39,
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Good old b3taNot so much supporting the victims, as just sticking the boot into the perpetrators.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i,
Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:22,
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That's how we do it here.No dirty deed is left at the road-side. We will be there to pick it up and run with it. It's what we do.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:54,
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>GANDALF SMITES YOU A BIT WITH THE SWORD OF MASSIVE BASTARDRY (+4 TO DAMAGE ROLL).A DISTRAUGHT OCELOT APPEARS.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 24 Nov 2017, 1:21,
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> The ocelot vanishes in a blinding green flash. A wild Gray Ooze appears.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:24,
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Fuck the Ooze, hard!Though I don't quite know where I would put it in. I might have to ask another Ooze. If they even know how to go about it. Shake your eggs and the boys spray on the mass... Some wanker on here will have the book learning to tell us, I'm sure.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:47,
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You lose 2 points of dexterity.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:40,
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Damn, now I have to grind some Grue to boost it back up. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:32,
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You suddenly remember the two nuts in your bag-of-holding.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:19,
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