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[challenge entry] I slaved over this one for moments
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 2:43, archived)
# woo! but i bet
e.t. could make a van gogh higher lol
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 6:52, archived)
# I hope you get some replies then
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 7:57, archived)
# One for each minute
Seems like fair payment :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 10:08, archived)
# Good. Economical. I like.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 9:29, archived)
# He does seem a bit big, E.T. does
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:01, archived)
# Or is he just not as far away?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:16, archived)
# No, just big
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:40, archived)
# WTF?
Memories long forgotten there.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 16:10, archived)
# Works for me.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] One more

(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 23:03, archived)
# woon!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 0:16, archived)
# I'm here to keep you safe, Sam.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 13:26, archived)
# Magnum Pi
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:04, archived)
# :D he looks very pleased with it
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:09, archived)
# Get out
and take your damn click with you.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:10, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:15, archived)
# Wonder if Magnum ice cream have considered making a pie...
This pic gets more attention than mine, so I shall be Magnuminous in defeat.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:19, archived)
# Consults B3ta Manual ..................
.......... and Pfft :) Clicks
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:20, archived)
# Silly

Carry on
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:47, archived)
# now you've got me think about whether I could grow a pi symbol moustache myself
great stuff, btw
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 22:19, archived)
# Do it
And eat a Magnum
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 23:14, archived)
# Ffs
I like this
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 22:26, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 22:32, archived)
# Here's my fan-art 4u
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 23:41, archived)
# I like that you explained your pun in TOAP there
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 11:02, archived)
# sex symbol amirite!?!???!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 7:15, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 20:29, archived)
# Magnum QI
(, Sun 2 Dec 2018, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Rene Magritte - Son of Droog

(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:55, archived)
# and like clockwork
there's the orange

(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:03, archived)
# Malchick of moodge
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:12, archived)
# Viddy well, little brother.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:13, archived)
# I'd not noticed before shopping this, he's got very orange hands
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:27, archived)
# Handgerines.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:34, archived)
# "Can you spare some cutter?".
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 20:30, archived)
# Civilised my syphilised yarbles.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:18, archived)
# Trump says his 'gut' can tell him more than 'anybody else's brain can ever tell me'.


https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/27/politics/washington-post-trump-gut/index.html
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:50, archived)
# you're back!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:52, archived)
# yay
wondered where you'd gone - welcome back
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:55, archived)
# Yay!
S4RK’s back!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:07, archived)
# Welcome back.
*puts kettle on*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:14, archived)
# Shitting hell that's disturbing
Love it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:17, archived)
# ha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 23:59, archived)
# Great work
Would explain a lot too
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 2:44, archived)
# Ah ha ha
woo
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Marcel Duchamp - ED209 Descending a Staircase

(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Marcel Duchamp - Space Station V
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:52, archived)
# wheely good! 8D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:53, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:15, archived)
# lol
i'd buy that for a dollar!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:34, archived)
# This is not a pitfall ;)
WOO!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:18, archived)
# Good wooing
YAY
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:16, archived)
# Today I learned
of the existence of this Magritte and I thought that he would be well into photoshop and b3ta and stuff
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:20, archived)
# I always
think Joe Orton would have been a great b3tan.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:59, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:49, archived)
# I reckon that's someone thinking about booze
really jonesing for a drink when they're on the wagon or something
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:01, archived)
# Well you know those Belgians
Always on the booze and painting inanimate fucking objects
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:54, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:15, archived)
# Brilliant
I'd consider taking up the pipe if I could buy one of those :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 2:45, archived)
# you could trap a little
squadron leader in it! lol
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 7:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Son of Running Man
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:04, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] In space no one can hear you
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:46, archived)
# get your arse to Munch
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:47, archived)
# aaaaaaand
now I want roast beef Monster Munch
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:48, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:00, archived)
# yes!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:04, archived)
# haha
would eat
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:04, archived)
# jean i arse
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:10, archived)
# preferred pickled mondrian
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:48, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Like clockwork...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:05, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:06, archived)
# Hi b3ta!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:28, archived)
# 15 years, 6 months and 26 days
and then a smiley face

Quite the long game
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:29, archived)
# I like people who put a little thought in before they post
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:31, archived)
# Uh oh
The board's become self-aware!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:40, archived)
# hah
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:46, archived)
#
You had to upstage my 6 years 11 months didn't you?! :P
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:25, archived)
# Night of the lurkers!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 21:20, archived)
# HAha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 23:40, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Red is for baddies
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:52, archived)
# When going to the Royal Rave, His Majesty is given a glowstick deserving of his status
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:17, archived)
# That's gotta hurt!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:28, archived)
# doo doo doo doodoo
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:36, archived)
# I actually felt sorry for McDonalds as the reality is there's traces of shit everywhere
but fuck 'em because they haven't done any good kiddy toys recently.

Nice image.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:38, archived)
# yeah, I thought the same about it being everywhere
but those screens are terrible, replace the staff entirely with robots or not at all I say :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:40, archived)
# they're a pain in the arse
half the time there's no printer paper in them or the screens are so dirty they won't read your hand properly.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:46, archived)
#
perhaps people are just using the receipt paper to wipe their arses?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:49, archived)
# Don't know how to use the three seashells, huh?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:33, archived)
#
No more kiddy toys... in London at least. Sadiq Khan is targeting the menace in London that is taking so many lives yes... erm... chips and toys!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:46, archived)
# I thought you ordered after you had handled the food
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:47, archived)
#
Brillo :-D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:52, archived)
# b3ta
where to find out the latest news
how did I miss this story :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:54, archived)
# It's science!
I used to work in the food & beverage industry.

A test was done. (I had nothing to do with it, nor what follows)

The keyboards in the lab were filthier than the toilet seats.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:20, archived)
# Indeed.
Toilets generally get sanitised regularly, keyboards not so much.

Doing IT support, I've had to deal with some filthy keyboards and mice.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:36, archived)
# Ditto!
Was also a cable tv tech/repair guy for a few years. Touching all of those manky remote controls.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:59, archived)
# Yes, but only because you cannot type on a toilet seat
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:07, archived)
# Yes, true
Also, you cannot lick a keyboard
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:43, archived)
# BEG DO DIFFER
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 22:16, archived)
#
Great, great image!

I thought this as soon as I started using them, I use my knuckle. So now I let out a big "well, duh!"
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:47, archived)
# Poo knuckles
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 22:17, archived)
# Bit concerned about the unusual topping on my McFlurry the other night now
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 2:47, archived)
# mcslurry morelike
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] You stupid cow
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:28, archived)
# moooo-ow
also, Cow!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:39, archived)
# cows are topical today
very amooosing
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:46, archived)
# Lots of stomachs.
They could have up to 4 baby aliens at once.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:55, archived)
# Hello everyone
There's been some great images this week - I think they're all fab and have loved this challenge.

And before anyone says threadwaste - what would be great is if there were more replies.

People put effort into making an image or a joke and a simple "woo" makes people feel heard and more likely to keep taking part.

So let's say thank you.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:12, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:13, archived)
# no image?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:28, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:41, archived)
# ^ That
I'm as guilty as anybody else that I feel you need to be contributing to comment which is rubbish. Always good to get any positive comment or even sarcastic enquiring what colour matching algorithm I am using :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:56, archived)
# yep
doesn't take much - people just don't want silence
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:41, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:48, archived)
# w/y/h
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:53, archived)
# haha
god almighty
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:13, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:56, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:18, archived)
# Suck ma root ya ugly minge-faced twat
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:23, archived)
# Nah you're alright
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:24, archived)
# yay go team
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:10, archived)
# Houpla!
and panowie
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 19:58, archived)
# Melania's jacket says Redrum on the back
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:05, archived)
# does anyone know what they're actually made of
they look like skinned muppets or something
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:41, archived)
# Bet they're inspired by the background aliens from Thor:Ragnarok
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:26, archived)
# either they’re carved from the crimson itself
or they’re melania’s spawn clusters. the shape is just coincidental and their inclusion in the video is as sly as it is contemptuous. melania’s invitation for the ‘people’ to take a closer look is merely to provide a ready meal for the emerging larvae.

or it’s berries, like the news says
(, Thu 29 Nov 2018, 7:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The Fighting HMS Bounty
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 15:38, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 15:41, archived)
# There be whales!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:11, archived)
# Looks like the Iron Giant pointing at the sunset.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] MondR2ian
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 15:23, archived)
# Clever stuff!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 15:39, archived)
# Beep beep boop boop whistle
Artoo express his thanks for your appreciation.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 15:52, archived)
# Very good!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:10, archived)
# good work
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 16:28, archived)
# Cor
lovely stuff
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Christ the Star Destroyer
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 13:09, archived)
# I don't want to know where the Tie Fighters fly out of
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 14:34, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:00, archived)
# Cut the chatter red 2
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm sorry, Daves, I'm afraid I can't do that..."
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 10:59, archived)
# Yo Alex!
Good to see you here. Fine work too.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 11:44, archived)
#
Quick n' dirty ;-)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah it's a pea

(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 10:50, archived)
# If you look closely you can almost make out the guy whos actual hands they are :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2018, 14:35, archived)

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