And for my next trick...

(check filename if unsure about identity of lo-res witch)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:08, More)

I so want this to happen mid-rant:

( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:28, More)

pea for the compo

feeling lazy this morning.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:21, More)

'ning

_{Previously:Elton John Jamiroquai Liam Gallagher
Jamie Cullum Robbie Williams Jeremy Clarkson}

( HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:20, More)

she had to do it...
...suicide!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 7:22, More)

Oprah!
STAND UP!...STAND UP!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 6:20, More)

mick jagger...
...could use some chapstick before he freezes to death! (boooo...hissssss)

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 5:31, More)

I believe in slowly killing Alan Sugar
by dropping thousands of Sinclair Spectrum +2s on his head...



That's why my fee for this animated gif is going to Great Ormond Street.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:45, More)

Loads of people have done Pete Doherty.
So I did my other least favourite "celeb".

NSFW (sorry *looks sheepish*)

I was going to do it properly but got bored. Still better than her fucking art though. Messy bed my arse

MODEDIT: At a casual glance this looks like pron - breaking our NSFW rule.
(missyoshi ms paint is where it's at, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 1:07, More)

it would make me happy...

CFB
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:56, More)

yay

i like this challage
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:31, More)

If anyone deserves it...


Disgusting Celeb - check
Quickly done - check
Crap - check
bad pun - check
Compo'd - check

This has all the makings of one of my crap compo entries!

(Although, she could have been impaled differently)
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:21, More)

found at the pharmacy, a note which reads: "Marusha, come see me at Canada Trust, BCE Place." and on the reverse: "Dear Dr. Szavaz - Make sure I have police protection to get sick profane people into cadaver room."


( postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:15, More)

Celebrity deaths - cartoon drawn by hand in MSpaint and on light box! - also 1st post

(quotha Get ready for The Goblin's Foot!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 0:00, More)

Place your bets
So many celebrities, so many ways to die. But really, this is the only way to go and it looks like Tony is going to win!


(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 23:55, More)

Ugh

(Smudger, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 23:37, More)

God doesn't like people thinking he sounds like James Mason.


(too big?)
( Maladicta, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 23:22, More)

Dear Santa..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 22:38, More)

.

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 22:08, More)

Even when she's dead
they'll still wheel her out the desperate bastards.


( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 22:07, More)