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bad books for kids

Books are a vital part of any child's early learning. So let's mess with their little heads and devise the most inappropriate children's books ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 20:29)
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# This is a genuine book title
But in true BBC style, some slight editing of this may have subtly changed its original meaning


(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:44, More)
# ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:34, More)
# Collect 'em all

(Skcone, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:29, More)
# innocuous phrases


quick, nasty and obvious. sorry if it's been done already.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:25, More)
# will you read to me daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:24, More)
# one lump or two?

(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 19:21, More)
# get god's word to 'em young...

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:53, More)
# same shit, different ailment

(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:46, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:44, More)
# DONT LET YOUR KIDS READ THISBOOK! 


 ___________________________________________
|                                           |
|           THIS BOOK IS ALL ABOUT:         |
|              DICKPENIS, BUTTWEINER        |
|           ASSCOCK, COCAINE NIGGER         |
|              BUTTERED KKK, NAZI BITCH     |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|                                           |
|              BY ALBERT EISTENIN           |
|               TED TURNER                  |
|                                           |
|                                           |
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:38, More)
# Tale Of Two Titties

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:29, More)
# little miss sunshine

(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:07, More)
# dad

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 18:02, More)
# Honest, it's a book, not a comic

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:32, More)
# one for the dyslexics .....Nina Nannar's Narnia

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:30, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:28, More)
# An oldie but a..........an oldie.

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:16, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:14, More)
# eh... wrong colour for a CDC, I suppose
I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:10, More)
# hmmm


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 17:09, More)
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