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illustrated spam

We want you to take the subject lines from your spam email and illustrate them in clever and amusing ways... much like this website here. Remember, it's lateral thinking we want, not porny pictures!

(Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:49)
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# Free Government Grants

It's my most seamless photoshop ever!
(Oh, and yes - I know that the background source pic is actually the Tory opposition benches, but to be honest, I couldn't be arsed to spend more than a couple of minutes on this one. I doubt you can tell...)

(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:23, More)
# ...

(Acemandoo, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 10:47, More)
#


clicky bigger, almost a bad tribute to the excellent Beau Bo d`Or
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 10:27, More)
# Kill it

(pengon, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 9:36, More)
# "Bulk email addresses for profit!"

shit is good
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:18, More)
# Cheap And Cheerfull
My Challenge entry :)


(Ogster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:06, More)
# WOULD YOU LIKE A THICKER COCK?
Woo!! First post! :)


(kuntybawz, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 2:43, More)
# didn`t you used to do those crazy pics with the old lady?

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:28, More)
# the programmer, everyone who works will get paid

(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:27, More)
# exp1ic1tContent portraying bifocal


Bifocal?!?! Who invents these spam subjects?!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:11, More)
# POP-UP DESTROYER!


Quick and nasty for my first post..
(Moocat, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:09, More)
# Sign me up to 'gain size and stamina from mr big'

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:41, More)
# CONTROL YOUR WEIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:16, More)
# According to my Hotmail Spam folder - 'A farmers wife is never really alone'


My First animation. Forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:11, More)
# I'm sick of getting these dropped into my inbox...

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 23:59, More)
# Freee Shiipiing:


Oh, and while we're at it, a poem entitled SPAM from "the other place":

My mailbox is so full of it,
and yet I loathe it so,
This spam I get is horrible,
It really has to go.

I empty my folders regularly,
yet still they fill again
with offers to make my penis grow
And "MetRx Weight Gain".

I wish that they would realise
that I'm clever enough to tell
that they're all rip-off merchants and
they'll all burn up in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:47, More)
# Yay!
Go special profile badge!


(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:24, More)
# Im being lazy tonight

(Pigmash, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:10, More)
# Hopefully not bindun
Click here for completely naked pre-teens!!!
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 21:14, More)
# it's comp-tastic!

*chokes on pun*
(nonsense, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 20:30, More)
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