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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# groan

(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:58, More)
# Big goof from the art department

(uptownjoe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:52, More)
# Safe Sex
Great idea right?




P.S. (Sorry bout the size!)
(Scruffum, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:51, More)
# Young Skywalker´s hearing got worse by the minute

"Sluice the horse puke?"
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:49, More)
# A stitch in Tyne...

...saves nine. Sorry.
(Psythor, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:31, More)
# Churchill's speech was a bit like chinese whispers

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:27, More)
# the illustrator miss heard again....

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:17, More)
# Victoria at a recent press conference

(brainflakes, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:12, More)
# Sorry - it was on TV last night

(uptownjoe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 18:05, More)
# .
that is gerrrrrrrossssssssssssman!
(steeev, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:59, More)
# Insert Disk
We've all thought about it more then once...


(Scruffum, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:48, More)
# It's easy when you realize..


There is - (insert really bad Matrix pun here)
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:41, More)
# while we're on a Luke Skywalker theme...


Luke claimed to be a telecommunications expert.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:18, More)
# No Chuck,


it's Fight the POWER...
(cattleprod, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:14, More)
# Back at the Pet Shop

(Lox, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:05, More)
# Oh, for goodness sake, Luke, LISTEN!!

(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:57, More)
# Listen to directions carefully!

I said left at the crevasse not right!
(Alpen, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:51, More)
# And now, the Lord's Prayer...


the boss is lurking or I'd have taken more care, sos.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:27, More)
# No No Luke, I said I was feeling a little hoarse...


bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:25, More)
# .
Sorry Mr Blessed, i thought you said DDRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


poor i know but ive had a long hard day so nerrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:19, More)
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