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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# Pass us the salt!


Hey - gimme a break, I wanna go home! :-)
(Snoop, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 7:50, More)
# the scarecrow really had no idea....

(Nicko_d, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 7:43, More)
# what you say mum?

i thought i told you to stop that dog scratching
(wild animal, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 0:57, More)
# Old Pun Reposts
Buil me a Hoover Dam.

clicky

Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 0:38, More)
# They were drunk the night that they wrote the first draft....


still needs some work with the imagery...
(uptownjoe, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 0:00, More)
# Miss heard instructions in the Matrix
First one is a bit big 300k so clickty woo!

And in the same throbbing vein is ...


(squidboy, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 23:47, More)
# Evil Knievel turned up to the local girls scool..

he heard about their cunning stunts..
(I helped save b3ta! Thickey, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 23:04, More)
# first challenge entry
sorry if anybody's done this yet

stale.incense.tripod.com/b3ta/allyourspong.bmp
(Stalelncense, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 22:52, More)
# Likewise
I said 'go and fuck yourself'...

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 21:52, More)
# Three chairs for everyone in Edinburgh on Friday night!


Sorry if this has been done, but my system has been down all weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 21:08, More)
# A very poor tribute
I'm very very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 20:29, More)
# Colin
felt a right charlie when he realised the meeting was to discuss "guerilla tactics"


(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 19:19, More)
# Anyone got a light?

(Maels, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 18:26, More)
# just to clear up any misunderstanding about usage

this is handy, even for the most l33t users
(taids mostly does stuff at night... mostly, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 17:39, More)
# if you're going down the shops

can you get me a Pinter milk?
good luck, he's fiercely protective of his lactic outpourings

sorry this was a lot funnier in my head
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 17:17, More)
# Full bream ahead!


My coat? Most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! oolitic, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 16:31, More)
# Claire was really proud of her new....

Dust Bunny 2002
(uptownjoe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 16:03, More)
# Double your pleasure
Two weak puns for the price of one.

NB passing to his left, pedants
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:46, More)
# I feel the need
The need for tweed

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:46, More)
# more of a misheard lyric
than a misheard instruction, but still. sorry about killing the board last time - i've learnt my lesson and put this in a clicky thing
(RadiatorLizard, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 15:38, More)
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