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if tom cruise was god

Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 May 2006, 20:16)
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# 'Ning! (And sorry!)
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"Thank you disciple."
(I helped save b3ta! William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:12, More)
# on a similar theme.......... well, he would have his photo wouldn't he :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 8:23, More)
# I don't have to imagine it - I've seen the movie

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:15, More)
# Only available in pink.

(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:59, More)
# Probably more appropriate for a 'Tom Cruise running the country' thing,
but I don't have the hummus to work with this challenge right now.

(Lightbulb Grease, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:18, More)
# Flying gay ballet!

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 31 May 2006, 20:48, More)
# If Tom Cruise was god...

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 14:39, More)
# Nobody said which god.


Not that I want to deify him in any way. I think he's a cunt of the highest order.

Cru'thulhu f'taghn!

I'm off to make a sanity roll now.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:25, More)
# The bugger gets everywhere

(duck Quack !, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 20:23, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 14:24, More)
# He's a spunky fella...


Previously...
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(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 14:04, More)
# Cruise created teh world

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:50, More)
# Hail Katie, Mother of God.


And now back to work.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:48, More)
# Allah = Tom Cruise


(Leenis is cool., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:41, More)
# Surely Bindun?

Woo and Yay first post and other noob phrases
(The_Dows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:33, More)
# when He was Crucified, scale 1:1

See? No expense spared.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:19, More)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:11, More)
# This would be the first change he'd make

(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:02, More)
# YOU WILL ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME

(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:00, More)
# 'ning all

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:11, More)
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