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This is a normal post begin chest compressions without checking for a pulse?!
madness
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post not at all
If they're unconscious and not breathing, then chances are they're fibrillating or the heart's stopped all together. So: pump away.

Hint for keeping count of chest compressions: the chorus of "Nellie the Elephant" has 15 beats in it :)


edit: oh yes, and "phwoar, look at the tits on that" etc etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it
That Nellie The Elephant tip is genius, I'll never forget that now :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's about the right speed for 100 compressions per minute too.
In my head, at least.

I'm such a geek, I mean, ladies in their smalls and all that comes to mind is calculating the bpm of Nellie the bloody Elephant.
 (WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post My heart just stopped
what do I do?
 (zombiedeadbloke, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's debatable, according to my training - Checking for circulation can mean twitching or eye dilation.
Apparently pulse taking is variable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:06, , Reply)