Lunchtime post office OAP rage tops the lot for me
It's the event of the day, that visit to the post office to collect their pension or something, and they do it in our lunch hour, and like a selfish cunt, turn in to slow mode because they are finally at the the counter. It's probably the event of their day, a financial transaction, and the chance for some casual conversation with some some face they are vaguely familiar with, from their weekly haunt fucking off people with jobs spending their lunch hour standing behind them making polite conversation about Daleks on stamps or something
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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I saw an OAP arguement in my local shop once... it went something like this
Woman 1 - Excuse me dear, I think you'll find I was next.
Woman 2 - No dear, I think you'll find I was next.
Woman 1 - No, DEAR... I was definitely next and then you pushed in.
Woman 2 - No you weren't DEAR, I've been waiting here 5 minutes.
Woman 1 - ...and I've been waiting here 10 minutes, DEAR!
etc...
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 21:42,
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