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This is a link post Trailer for the film Big Ass Spider.
Yeah, this actually exists.

We're going to need a bigger lighter and can of hairspray...
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigger doesnt mean scarier
'Eight legged freaks' had huge spiders in it and didnt trigger the arachnophobe in me at all, whereas 'arachnaphobia' did (scared the shit out of me), and they were all realistically sized. Probably more relatable.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched Arachnophobia stood up in the middle of the room screaming:
"THERE ON ME!!! THERE ON ME!!! GET THEM OFF!!! GET THEM OFF!!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of icky spidery scenarios you can easily imagine yourself in
Such as when he reached around the toilet, only to narrowly miss the spider, and the shower scene
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that was what was so killer about it all, it was all too believable.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post They still talk about that evening at Belle Vue Showcase

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, if i'd have only kept my close on the police wouldn't have been called.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post PLZ TAEK OF UR CLOSE
That's a new one for the book
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urrrrgh, cock-fingers.
I meant to type clothes.

Wouldn't surprise me if the police did ask me to strip though, after all, Belle Vue is Uncle Jingle Jangle Jimmy's old hunting ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You managed to watch it?
I got to the bit where the Spider jumps form the tree onto the back pack (the bit right the beginning). I stood up, said "I'm out" and left the room.

I didn't actually say "I'm out" because it was about 15 years ago, but it would have been a phrase pertinent to the time period. Maybe it was "I, am, outta here!" or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i actually watched it, it was a dare from my older brother.
This was when i was a kid and would pass out if i walked into the bathroom and saw a spider in the bath, i'm not much better now, now i just scream like a girl and run away. It's not a vast improvement but i do consider it progress.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Long reach hoover attachments are my friend.
Still tremble like a lead when doing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same for cocks, I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post cocknophobia

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post analprobeia.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worst ever
Who album
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep saying to people who are afraid of spiders
You need to see Arachnaphobia - that movie was made for you - not so much me that doesn't really give a fuck.

I relate this to people who don't understand that movies, generally have a target audience - and if you find a movie shit - it is not always a universal truth that it is shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Don't download this movie for free"
Think he's safe there.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I'd TOTALLY pay to watch this
*crosses fingers behind back*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually looks quite fun

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't download it, he'll find out where you lives and bum you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Promise?

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pinky promise.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stinky promise.

(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, that spider's got one biiiiiiiiiiiig ass!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws 2 pence at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That should cover the catering for Big Ass Spider 2.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think those big ass spiders would have more of an appetite

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has a scene with some guy's face melting off

Entertaining enough for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks big assed shit
and there is something very unlikable about the director
 (Jamesrobson, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wish people would make more interesting films
now that the technology is more available.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 18:32, , Reply)