Merry Christmas
I made this!
Here's a Gaston parody I just made which the younger members of your family might enjoy (if they like fart jokes). It's sort of festive because it mentions sprouts.
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Here's a Gaston parody I just made which the younger members of your family might enjoy (if they like fart jokes). It's sort of festive because it mentions sprouts.
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MERRY GRRRMAS! Better tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItlSHnLSFS4
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItlSHnLSFS4
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What do you mean in the background? She ws right at the front kicking balloons into the crowd.
I got to admit I'm still sulking that Mrs stuj and her mum got to see this gig but I didn't cos I couldn't get a shift-swap.
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I got to admit I'm still sulking that Mrs stuj and her mum got to see this gig but I didn't cos I couldn't get a shift-swap.
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its in Swedish so Denmark maybe
But sudetenland a bit of a stretch
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But sudetenland a bit of a stretch
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Merry Christmas folks
Hope you have all covered your tracks and not left any evidence laying around. Cos I know you lot ain't been good. But at least you may have been careful.
Have a great Christmas over eat drink to much puke on your granny start the family fight, what ever your tradition is keep it classy.
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Hope you have all covered your tracks and not left any evidence laying around. Cos I know you lot ain't been good. But at least you may have been careful.
Have a great Christmas over eat drink to much puke on your granny start the family fight, what ever your tradition is keep it classy.
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I'm planning how to make the TV develop a fault
Just before the Queen's speech. Not that I've got anything against the Queen, it's the M.I.L's insistence that everyone stops whatever they're doing to watch it, as if it's not pre-recorded and we're all traitors if we don't hang off every word. I'd be more tolerant if one of the family didn't have to stay sober to give her a lift home - we've tried suggesting a taxi but the driver might be Muslim and we couldn't have that on this most Christian of days, could we?
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Just before the Queen's speech. Not that I've got anything against the Queen, it's the M.I.L's insistence that everyone stops whatever they're doing to watch it, as if it's not pre-recorded and we're all traitors if we don't hang off every word. I'd be more tolerant if one of the family didn't have to stay sober to give her a lift home - we've tried suggesting a taxi but the driver might be Muslim and we couldn't have that on this most Christian of days, could we?
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Merry Christmas also.
I would have the horrors if i saw that bunch walking down the road in my neighbourhood.
If it was today they would be wearing Santa hats no doubt.
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Matching Family Nightwear
In no way is this creepy or wrong
Merry Christmas you lot
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In no way is this creepy or wrong
Merry Christmas you lot
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prefer a paisley wincyette myself
but fair to them for running the whole family a set from one back bedroom curtain
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but fair to them for running the whole family a set from one back bedroom curtain
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Oh right, for if dad wants an after sex fag
but perhaps he should go back to his own bed for that
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but perhaps he should go back to his own bed for that
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This is what Mick Philpot should have bought for his family
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Merry Xmas all and all and indeed. I am made to laugh here so thank you.
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Big fan of Jon K...
I used to make the family watch Ren & Stimpy when it was screened on BBC2 in the '90s, around dinnertime, if I recall correctly...
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I used to make the family watch Ren & Stimpy when it was screened on BBC2 in the '90s, around dinnertime, if I recall correctly...
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you can stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick
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That sums up the futility of this holiday. My sentiments exactly.
My room mates had a Diehard 12 volt battery Christmas tree with dead fish hanging on it.
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My room mates had a Diehard 12 volt battery Christmas tree with dead fish hanging on it.
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wtf even is a diehard xmas tree?
with or with out dead fish. It'd send the in-laws off by the end of boxing day, so I'm not knocking the idea.
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with or with out dead fish. It'd send the in-laws off by the end of boxing day, so I'm not knocking the idea.
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It means we were very very drunk.
I wish I could find the photo of us taking the bottles to the recycling place. Beer is indeed a young man's drink. Now I'm all boring and sober.
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I wish I could find the photo of us taking the bottles to the recycling place. Beer is indeed a young man's drink. Now I'm all boring and sober.
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answer the question or I'll come round and nick your presents
'diehard xmas tree' with fish.
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'diehard xmas tree' with fish.
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Crafty avoidance.
All I've got now is a hydraulic jack and machine tools. Not fucking trees here.
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All I've got now is a hydraulic jack and machine tools. Not fucking trees here.
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Rather lovely vid from Serge Gainsbourg's sprog
A bit more heartwarming than that other link
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A bit more heartwarming than that other link
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No snuff and/or ball sack getting chewed off?
What is this board going to come to?
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What is this board going to come to?
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The latest Baxter Dury album
is a good impression of her dad.
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is a good impression of her dad.
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Yes, but then it was on YouTube
this is much classier on Vimeo.
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this is much classier on Vimeo.
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Amazing footage of Santa's sleigh flying through the sky plus special added bonus.
Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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I like this "dashcam footage with commentary on other people's driving" and think we should have more of it
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We could call it "Dashcam Observational Motorists". Bit of a mouthful though.
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In respect of it being posted to this site...
Shouldn't it be pink?
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Shouldn't it be pink?
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^this^
Not even a "I wonder if they're ok" - I guess there are always going to be personality traits with different levels of empathy but that was right up there.
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Not even a "I wonder if they're ok" - I guess there are always going to be personality traits with different levels of empathy but that was right up there.
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"Tell you what darling, you're not one to complain, I'm just going to pull over on to the hard shoulder, you stay put in the car with the kid, I'm going to have a look-see at that nascent pile up back there, nah, don't worry about it babes, I'll be fine, yeah you and the kid will deffo be fine on the hard shoulder, I'll put the hazards on and everything."
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British diplomatic cable on the Tiananmen Square massacre released.
Pie? Bloody hell....
Oh and merry Christmas everyone!
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Pie? Bloody hell....
Oh and merry Christmas everyone!
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Let's hope some of the Chinese living abroad read this
mmm pie
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mmm pie
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I have done deliverys for chinese takaways in the past, and they hated me saying anything negative about there country
despite things like this happening and all the other human rites abuses.
She got very angry at me and couldnt get the words out to tell me how much she hated me and our corrupt and imoral country, i just said to her,if the places is so bad go back to china. She didnt like that either
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despite things like this happening and all the other human rites abuses.
She got very angry at me and couldnt get the words out to tell me how much she hated me and our corrupt and imoral country, i just said to her,if the places is so bad go back to china. She didnt like that either
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Seems strange no one involved in any of that has piped up about it over the years
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State censorship & executing all the witnesses will do that.
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Otters eventually drowning a monkey set to "O Fortuna"
Merry Christmas everybody
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Merry Christmas everybody
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I give some arbitrary numbers and meaningless awards to some games and stuff.
I made this!
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Well done to all games
And well done to you too. You are an awards guy now, Snorty McBumhole. How does it feel to be able to say that?
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And well done to you too. You are an awards guy now, Snorty McBumhole. How does it feel to be able to say that?
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