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This is a link post I have reached that point of life where you realise that going out on NYE is generally more hassle than fun.
Having said, I kind of wish I'd been at this place.
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This is a normal post What a Terrigal waste of money

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This is a link post Eagle catches young impala

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This is a normal post Would have survived if it wasn't so tame.

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or listened to Hotel California.

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That’s no eagle
It’s one of them crooked vultures
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at you, making cool references
....if it were 2010.
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This is a normal post That radio has “vintage radio” written on it
Is he actually listening to a biscuit tin?
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post he said he wanted to listen to something nice

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This is a normal post Ooh get grandpa so hip and down with the kids.

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post the eagle impalad it with its talons

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This is a link post Monster trucks!
 
MONSTER!
 TRUCKS!

 
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Monster trucks!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin' hell I forgot that existed

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Metal fatigue?
Fuck metal fatigue BWARPPBAAART
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice link
I love radio controlled cars
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post MONSTER! TRUCKS!

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 5:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
They've come on a long way since I last watched them - they actually look like they're under control now!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Ffs. No 2017 wipe

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Have to make do with a festive Phillomena Cunk instead.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cunk is so so, I think that's a joke that's run out of road some time ago.
Motherland was excellent though, they better crack on with the second series of that.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Would rather make do with sticking rusty forks in my groin than watch one joke be dragged out to 90 minutes
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can do both!
That would be some serious audience participation
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 2:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post manchester united?

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't it a repeat?

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This is a normal post In fairness to him there's not been much happening so would have been hard to write material.

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's Hollywood now
As it turns out, he's infinitely better at writing dystopian drama than he is at pontificating over global events he barely understands. Fucking good luck to him: Black Mirror has the film industry by the balls.
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This is a normal post I really want to watch the new black mirror
But the wife isn’t in to it, and it doesn’t seem like the sort of thing I should watch after he’s gone to bed - I sleep badly enough as it is
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched a couple of the news series
So far not bad, but not excellent like some previous ones.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post But then i like them really bleak
Like the end of ex machina or the descent. The black mirror Christmas special in the log cabin in a snow storm is my favourite.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll never forgive
Hollywood for splitting Adam and Joe.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joe's making more money
But Adam's doing the better work.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sucking off tramps for a swig of meths isn't really work.

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not?
*amends CV*
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put it down as "Charity work"

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post put it down as a give and take enterprise

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly spent most of the year thinking "well, at least it will be good fodder for 2017wipe"
Rhys Thomas has done a thing on tonight BBC Four www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09l1cgd
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This is a normal post They put Frankie Boyle on last night instead

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Trump!

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Frankie Boyle, Guardian columnist
The man who mocked a child for being disabled and black, and a female Olympian for being ugly.

Have a go at that, Daily Mail - see what fucking happens.
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This is a normal post I see that Frankie Boyles chunked up.
He made a joke about someone moving like a walrus. I thought that was rich.
Even looked like he was eating when he walked on at the start of the show.
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This is a normal post she was no oil painting

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can say lots of things about that gag
But you can't say it wasn't well observed.
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This is a normal post There is an ace documentary about Elvis on iPlayer at the moment though

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Well that's a disappointment.
I've enjoyed his work since tvgohome.com but he no longer seems to have time to write articles or make review programmes and I doubt I'll ever have time to get into black mirror.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Far to busy spending all that money Amazon gave him for Black Mirror
not that I'm bitter or anything. Binge watched Series 4 last night with the missus and it was great.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Shark Movies of 2017 I made this!
Let's recap another year of movies, but with added Sharks.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a link post You can lead a horse to water, sub-editors' edition.

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This is a normal post that must have been a fucking joy to write.
although I'd have gone for 'man allegedly bites dog '
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legal Ruin Classic Headline Shocker.

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it had happened in Prestwick
Then it's a toss up with "Canines Meet Canine in KA9". Wouldn't make the news though: dog counts as one of your five-a-day up there.
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This is a normal post Local knowledge of postcodes really paying off in the puntathalon games.
I salute you.

Magistrates mull man munching Missy the mutt on Manvers street.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Manc Man's Spaniel Scran

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy's first name means 'meat' in Romance languages...
I hope his Mum's maiden name was Pero, for full nominative determinism to be in effect...
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a link post A load of asymmetric aircraft.
Like aeroplanes and helicopters? Like funny-looking things?

This might be the page for you.
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This is a normal post They’re making my brain itch.

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This is a normal post The BV141 was known as the 'flying eyeball' iirc.
Good link. Ta.
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This is a normal post I've just been reading about the BV 237;
it looks like there's something of a pattern yer man Vogt's aeroplanes.
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This is a normal post They are rational, yet counter-intuitive.

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This is a normal post I found that very interesting, thank you very much
..........but I am an engineer, and therefore not someone to be stuck with at parties.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least you're not a computer programmer.....
I seriously don't know how to talk to them...and vice versa
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried turning them off and then on again?

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post well I took them out and blew on them....they didn't seem to mind

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This is a normal post I have found that saying something like
4D 33 7F 2B OO 4A

can sometimes get you a shag, but something in the line of

1001110101010101001111001000011001

will get you a punch in the mouth.

Or is it the other way round?
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was. genuinely interesting read
You stupid cunt
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one really brings on the snark!
https://hushkit.net/2016/01/29/top-ten-most-boring-aircraft-in-history/
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This is a normal post Nothing to disagree with there.

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Computer Fan Zoetrope I made this!
A figment that had to be realized. Performance is shit. Make one today.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post and why not!

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gets a click simply because you're playing Dead Can Dance in the background.

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This is a normal post Actually the only reason I posted it.
Good detective work, sir.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post It's a game i dun played in beta. I made this!

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This is a link post Indie Game Review: Beat Cop I made this!
All the best (worst) bits from the 80s buddy cop genre.... In a game!

Happy 2017 everyone! See you on the other side.
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This is a normal post What was the shittest game this year
intentionally or otherwise? I wouldn't mind playing it to feel better about my incompetence.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not gonna lie your name on YT is proper mint

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mint? Whatcha chatting bout Sonny?

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sophisticated metro speak innit
Back to yer black puddings and deep fried gonads with yer
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you understand what 'nonce' means?
"a person convicted of a sexual offence, especially against a child".

Don't think I'll be subscribing to your channel
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you understand that words can have more than one meaning?
Although defined from the acronym NONCE it is also in general use in slang as are other words implying things much worse than a general insult, such as motherfucker. Calm down
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Regardless of the shades of meaning of the word 'nonce'...
... it's primary meaning is that of sex offender - it's a shit name to call your channel. If it made you laugh then you're a bit simple. I'm calm thanks, just think he might find more success with his youtube channel if he didn't give it such a crap name.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually nonce has many meanings, before being used as a slang for paedos
For example
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_word
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce
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This is a link post List from the BBc of some of the notable names who done a ded this year
I had heard of a lot of these deaths but a few seemed to have passed under the radar, And still 2 days togo to get any last minuet bets on your favourit to croak it in 2017
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a relevant song:
open.spotify.com/track/7qvtJfHb62ygzR1rB1c1uq
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does one apply to be on this list?

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post you need to either
register with the Darwin Awards and become a member or stay Freelance and hope you make it big
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works best if read
with this playing in the background
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post expected this
tune instead
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met six of them - knew two quite well
alas, Brian Cant wasn't one of them
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright spill, TACFC
which two did you know quite well?
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clare Hollingworth and Tam Dayell
Clare was ancient even when I knew her in 90s Hong Kong. Habitue of the Foreign Correspondents Club. A legend.
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This is a normal post I know of Tam Dalyell but Clare Hollingworth I hadn't
Now I have looked her up I have to agree. Of such massive historical significance but not much of a ripple in the media when she went.
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This is a normal post I heard about her death
on 5 Live, breakfast time while driving to work. They even payed a archived interview with her. So she wasn't completely ignored.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post you don't read newspapers, then?
that's why we have Trump, Brexit and Corbyn. Low. Information. Voters.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post No I don't read newspapers
Can't afford them and haven't the time to read them anyway. Online news seemed to have forgotten her
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post When papers were the main source of information Murdoch was king maker.
Things are a bit more fluid now.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post And look how much life has improved.
The point about a newspaper is that it is *edited* your facebook shares and favorite aggregated news source are the echo chamber.
you'll never see unexpected stories, you'll never see the clever juxtaposition of stories.
tl;dr newspapers are awesome.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post No don't do Facebook. I choose my news the old fashioned way. Visit the home page. I was aware of the confirmation bias system a long while ago

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post news = bbc.co.uk

(, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks for posting this!
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a link post More Trump accordians
Wave those arms, you mad oompa-lompa you.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's quite clearly playing a melodian
Has different notes going in and out
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a link post A look at the best bit in Love Actually.... I made this!
We learn a dark secret about Alan Rickman's past. From the Greatest Moments series.
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This is a normal post I don't want to watch this again
Why did he have that in his pocket then?
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Time anomaly in Woolwich foot tunnel - Definitive proof
I'm convinced
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This is a normal post Shame that mobile phones hadn't been invented then eh, otherwise somebody would come up with the idea of holding a conversation with someone on the surface for the entire journey to see if they ended up with a chipmunk voice.

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, GPS tracking.

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No signal down there for either.. Walkie talkies work fine though
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This is a normal post Alright, tie some rope round someone and pay it out at a regular, measured speed.
If it suddenly burns through your palms in a The Mist fashion, you know the volunteer has been whizzed away. There are probably dozens of different ways this can be proven to be utter bullshit.
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This is a normal post Well, I've walked through the Woolwich tunnel several times and I can tell you it doesn't take a minute to walk it

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This is a normal post I too am convinced
Workmen never wind each other up
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Dogger Bank Power Station

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Makes a fuck more sense than building a £20bn white elephant nuclear reactor that's never been made to work anywhere in the world.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post YUp
It’s one of the best, if no the best, places in Europe for wind.
The UK could be exporting electricity hand over fist with this.
But if time is wasted, then the Dutch and Germans will have hard to compete with infrastructure (and no tarif) by the time fingers get pulled out.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post EU've got to be kidding.
Anyway the screengrab clearly show that France has already laid claim to it.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a clusterfuck with all the countries involved.
Move it a bit west so its all in uk waters, outsource the construction to China who have lots of expertise in building islands and it's a goer.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there an easy way to prevent ships accidentally
or purposefully ramming into the field?
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shipping lanes
And Gps.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post And sandbanks?
Or loads of wave energy things that the Chinese stole the designs for with lights
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a bunch of intrepid Argentinians
And a few Exocets.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've got an account with the Dogger Bank.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a link post From the first note Wilco fucking kicks it
Roxette...
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 2:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That singer
is so fucking high
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably the booze
Drunk himself to death
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
He died of cancer and was playing up to a few months before he died.
And I've just realised I was at that gig... bugger I've got old
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Wizard coffee table

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This is a normal post So when I burgle that guys house
I need to remember to simply saw up all of his tables to find the valuable stuff.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 2:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw all
With a Sawz All?
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post if I want to hide porn from the missus I just put it inside a cookbook

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice one.

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Trufax
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Doesn't she get suspicious of you running off to the bog with Jamie Oliver all the time?
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Hairy Bikers more like.

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two Fat Ladies

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ internet hate criminal

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think I've got their debut EP around here somewhere.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nigella
Then you have back up if you've forgotten the porn

Apparently
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely!

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never realised how thick she's gotten since this picture was taken

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
When did thick change from meaning stupid to meaning fat?
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duh!
What are you... portly or something?
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My brain got too chubby
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes you're so rotunded

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Americans :/

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Arms thicker than my waist"

(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "She's gotten"
Are you from the colonies?
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shitty magnets

(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, he put all that effort into the mechanism, locks etc
But couldn’t be bothered to plane out the saw marks on the top surface of the table.

“Rustic” you say? Bullshit I say.

Bah. Humbug.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye aye
These kids and their table saws, in my days we did dovetails with a stone and a twig.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a link post 15 second horror films NSFW
Can you be scared in 15 seconds? Well, a bit maybe. Interesting collection including the winner of this year's competition, Emma.

EDIT: top 20 this year here. m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLnfvt0TjwhrKdP0NtHGiXynDas-2Q1mW
(, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post easy, when you can't find the remote and you hear the voiceover say
There now follows a party political broadcast...
(, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great, now i'm wide awke with a pounding heart
Good find!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 22:21, , Reply)

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