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This is a normal post I thought it was great when I was 7

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 15 May 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, me too
I saw it again a couple of years ago and wish I hadn't
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 May 2018, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
As a kid, I genuinely loved this shitty fucking film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 16 May 2018, 1:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Astronaut.io GC but worth another visit
A never-ending stream of videos on youtube that have zero views.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Queen film gets a trailer

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post only Freddie Mercury can be Freddie Mercury

(horrid, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another in a long line
of Americans who can't quite pull off a UK accent. I don't say this about many things, but Paltrow really set an unrivalled high bar in "Sliding Doors".
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's dead I'm afraid

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
spoiler alert would have been helpful
ruined it now
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you 1991

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
so musicals, films etc based upon can fuck off
 (horrid, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Janet Street-Porter?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I already hate the guy who's playing Kenny Everett...
...based on his name alone.
 (SonofRojBlake, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look much like her.
Which one's Philip?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Mrs. Crumpet got married

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woman dares to break conformity rules shocker.
More than two lovers seems exhausting to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine having 4 wives?
THE NAGGING!! THE INCESSANT FUCKING NAGGING!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post TRIGGERED!
I gave up on people years ago.
No way would I get married, ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2018, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe to a cat?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not gay.
Both of mine are guys.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right well then
Perhaps one of them could introduce you to one of their girl friends. See if you hit it off
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*pisses all over the furniture*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You tease

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 15 May 2018, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Amoeba Records - What's In My Bag?
How did I miss this? Great channel on YouTube where artist go through some record store picks. Great way to discover new music.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure the utterly shite Sleaford Mods were once cool, but now they're celebrated on what seems like a quotidian basis in the Guardian and feted on Newsnight by Evan fucking Davis they are now very far away from cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure you're best placed to judge

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that figures, their political discourse is at about your intellectual level.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know nothing about them apart from their name
Unless they voted for Brexit they are guaranteed to be cooler than you
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Benny! That about sums you up. "All the cool people voted Remain..."

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Generally, thick, racist, pensioners don't get to be cool
As a rule of thumb
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 52% gammon! Pineapple ring?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cedric Bixler-Zavala
is 1000% cooler than you both.
 (stubhuman, Tue 15 May 2018, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been watching these, but not on youtube. I don't recall where. Maybe Amoeba records' site.
The last one I saw was Gary Newman.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Morrissey is a twat.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post evergreen comment

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post think it's a bit GC
but then who can keep up with his racist asshattery these days
 (horrid, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I just say I always thought the Smiths were a bit boring and shit?
And that Morrissey was never anything more than a prancing tit. Not for saying racist things, but for writing dull songs then singing them smugly, with a voice limper than Julian Clary's wrists.

But now everyone (including die-hard Smiths' fans) seems to be jumping on the "Morrissey is a bellend" bandwagon, as though that wasn't already obvious in 1982, despite it all clearly being another of his desperate grabs for attention.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you prefer more heterosexual sounding singers?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, more talented.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like The Smiths
But I also think Morrisey is a bellend. I don't lose sleep over it though.
I actually quite like Lost Prophets' earlier stuff, too. It's a bit fickle to automatically hate a band's output just because you find out the lead singer is a raging child molester. Wouldn't wear their t-shirts, mind.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They must be among the most 'edgy' of t-shirts.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2018, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rolf has smashed out some bangers to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 May 2018, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post These days
he is just another racist vegan type.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Narcissism writ large, literally.
A hero in his own mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2018, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't need to click the link to know that.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's right though. Tescos wouldn't employ Diane Abbot
Can you imagine handing her £10.73 for £9.73's worth of shopping? You'd be there for weeks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm now imagining her condescendingly attempting to explain how your shopping is worth less than £10.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...whilst wanking furiously.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The same has happened to eggs. It’s very difficult to locate them now in a supermarket."
I have to say I've never had a problem finding the eggs. Aren't they near the milk and bacon?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he go looking for the eggs?
If so... why?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's like a far right Alan Partridge

(horrid, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Milk and eggs are always together.
However bacon is always in a different aisle. Clearly some ploy to make you buy cream and cheeses. Both which need to be passed on the way to the bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 15 May 2018, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eggs (dry goods) are not in the same aisle as milk (chilled)
Bacon is in chilled but in the meat section
At least in Sainsbury and Tesco
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 15 May 2018, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the local Asda they are in the same aisle
Is a strange aisle with a chiller one side and eggs and flour on the other
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 May 2018, 7:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Calling all lewd linguaphiles... I made this!
HERE'S CRUDE CRYPTIC #14
for your puerile pleasure.


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▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ #14 "ALL KINDS OF WRONG"


LINK ABOVE FETCHES JPG. To download the interactive PUZ file, go here: https://drive.google.com/open?id=18blzSnuh0NpfLJa_6Ew6GkhRUL1IeHtW

As ever, there will be a small but appropriate prize for the first correct solution drawn from the hat after the closing date (10th June). Any screenshot, photo or transcription of your answers is fine, as long as they're legible.

It's not as tough as last month's and there's no special theme or quirks - just your bog-standard slice of sweary. Gaz me if you need my email address, or DM your solution (photo or screenshot will do) to @crudecryptics on the twitter.

CONGRATULATIONS to the winner of #13, Steve T.

Enjoy!
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am on this one
Missed the last one which is a shame because it sounds good
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thankyou
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
14ac was a bit obscure.
Nicely challenging though :-)
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never got my head around cryptic crosswords
Do you have a link to a solved one so I can try to get an idea of how this works?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Hislop Speaks!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice find

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do disagree with his ideas on free speech a bit
There has to be a limit on what we allow to be spread in the media. When it gets to the level of hate and incitement that is expressed in the daily fail etc then even the person who promotes press freedom the most should see that at some point it becomes hurtful to the public and the public discourse that would enable us to move forward and reduce hate and violence. If they look at the situation honestly and not through a fundamental attitude where anything said by the press is OK then they will see this.

If freedom of speech means people can promote hate and violence towards sections of the public then at that point it is not something that should be protected. Freedom of speech and freedom of the press should only protect speech which is not hate speech, and does not incite violence or hatred toward any section of society.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post tricky one
I'm more concerned by how little risk there is to them to print complete bollocks to support their hateful crap.

Front page corrections perhaps?
 (horrid, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are legal limits on exactly that
And the daily mail has never been prosecuted because he hasn’t broken them, you gormless lefty dick
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you had bothered to think even a little
you would realise I was calling for the laws and the enforcement of them to be strengthened so by now they would have been.

Jimmy Saville was never convicted of anything either. Just because people have not been convicted of something does not mean they are not guilty of breaking the law.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post > because people have not been convicted of something does not mean they are not guilty of breaking the law.
Errrr, isn't that exactly what that means?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can break the law but not be convicted. You could be cautioned, for instance

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 15 May 2018, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post True but that's verging on nitpicking

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 17 May 2018, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The most vile stuff ends up in the comments section.
That's not just a Daily mail problem though of course. I can't imagine Twitter would ever survive becoming a "legit" publisher.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post urgh

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Alexa, tell me a fact'
Grey parrots live in Africa, not the offline Amazon
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ready-made excuse there
for when Amazon delivers bestial porn, two tons of yellowcake and a Russian mail-order bride.

And a cracker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 16 May 2018, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That is quite the darkest joke I have heard this week. Have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i dont think it was a joke..
i think it actually is referencing Nilsen.
I Think i read somwehere 'My Nation Underground'also is a reference to Nilsen.
 (Tivert, Tue 15 May 2018, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Had this album on while doing some dull cut & paste level work the last two day. Maybe you cats will dig it
Booker T & The MGs, with the title track Melting Pot
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2018, 4:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post saw Steve Cropper live a couple of years ago
He was ace
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw Booker T a couple of years ago.
He was also ace.

I miss Donald Dunn though. More bass players should smoke pipes.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 16 May 2018, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a link post "I’m out here flexing to y’all
broke-ass haters!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 May 2018, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the biggest benefits of leaving Facebook.
Is that I'm no longer familiar with this lot. Perhaps it's best that we avoid giving these sorts of people the publicity they so obviously covet.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 May 2018, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This is more of a YouTube than a Facebook problem though isn't it?

Also that kid's going to be in rehab before she's 13. Great parenting guys.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.
The most suitable emotion for people like this is pity.

To find true happiness, you need to make as much sense of the world as you can. Wealth alone isn't a bad thing, but when you're trapped in a bubble where it defines you, you're heading for all sorts of trouble, very quickly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thoughtful response

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2018, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well yeah.
But most of the YouTube nonsense ends up becoming 'viral' thanks to Facebook.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What a little shit, and the guy is no better. That cunt Jake Paul, throwing bundles of cash around, when his own brother was responsible for YouTube shutting off monetization to hundreds of thousands of small YouTube channels.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too many cunts around these days

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 15 May 2018, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's made an already shit day worse

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure her mum will find a new job.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, daft question from a confused old man
How, exactly, has she earned (you can put inverted commas around that if you like) all that money? Patreon? Just ads on her videos? I genuinely don't understand how this stuff works any more.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the mum's money, most likely.
It wouldn't surprise me if the Mother was the 'mastermind' behind all of this. If a nine year old was enterprising enough to do all this on her own, I'd be rather impressed.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe, or
a prudent guardian would have a supply of stage money for this stunt, no?
Sold by Amazon
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a link post I dun another wish unboxing. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does that website work?
I assume someone is getting ripped off somewhere, but I'm not seeing who.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not 100% sure
I mean, there's a lot of dodgy stuff there, but the legit stuff is also really cheap.

It all comes from china, and i think it must be direct from the factories so you essentially get it at almost production cost.

I've actually bought a fair bit from there, it's pretty hit and miss. For example i bought a Dr Strange time stone necklace, it was like £5 inc shipping, and was pretty awesome quality.
Then another time i bought a Stargate necklace from there and it was like a couple of mm circular necklace with some crap printed image under some resin.

How they ship from china to UK at almost no cost though. Not a fucking clue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ships like to be full
shipping companies are Chinese.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what SHE said

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 14 May 2018, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The people being ripped off are the people making it
And quite probably you.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit like Amazon, with all different suppliers selling stuff.
A lot of it is fine, but sometimes there's rip off merchants that you have to look out for. The usual tricks are pictures of expensive things with 'keyring only supplied' in small print. You also just have to be sensible. If it's offering something like an iPhone or smart watch for next to nothing, if obviously going to be fake. The shipping also takes ages as they use the cheapest possible shipping which is where they money is really made. You pay $2 to ship something, they pay maybe 80c to send it, but I've only ever got exactly what I paid for from it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post bring back Ashens

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Russian slapping competition
needs more prodigy
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 14 May 2018, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post now they're all pumped up with adrenaline, release the England fans

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It must be exhausting being so full of contempt and malice for your fellow countryman.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 14 May 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, no

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's a great relief at least one person is amused.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Long Big Punch Up
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a super slo-mo cam

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 14 May 2018, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know where to find one of those. I found it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw9grD2LzhI
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 14 May 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's what
SHE said
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 14 May 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious again

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what
SHE said
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 14 May 2018, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news
It says "Russian Bears" but there are no gays in Russia. Putin said so.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 14 May 2018, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's the only gay in the soviet.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's get our tops off and compete for the title of biggest slapper in Russia!

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's that Pet Shop Boys face slap GIF when you need it...

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 15 May 2018, 4:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean New Order?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a link post The Deadliest Being on Planet Earth – The Bacteriophage
Informative Monday anyone?

Remember first hearing about Phages back in the 90's on Equinox.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 May 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting, cheers!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 May 2018, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was the voice-over guy instructed to sound like one of those text-to-speech bots on every video they make?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean like Darren (UK) on this:
www.naturalreaders.com/online/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 14 May 2018, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 May 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What exactly are phages doing to help with our massive over population problem and the difficulties increasing numbers of geriatrics bring?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 14 May 2018, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry there's all manner of events coming that will thin out the heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 May 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Getting your family out of the car in drive-through safari parks must be a step in the right direction.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 May 2018, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ++ for Wilhelm Scream!

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Has noone posted this yet?
Blimey.

(I know the original has been posted. This is... different.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well we have to post this too, for balance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvroyFadD0
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 May 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post THAt led me to this;
youtube.com/watch?v=47VaH50Darg
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha odd one

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 May 2018, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds German

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 14 May 2018, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather amazing!

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I lol'd
Thanks, Enzyme. Thanzyme.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 13 May 2018, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post subverting the subverter

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 14 May 2018, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Transparent Wankel
Ever wondered what a Wankel rotary engine looks like inside while it's actually running?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like having an angry wasp in my ear.
Delightfully simple little engine, I've only seen an old Zundapp one before IRL.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 May 2018, 2:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arent RX-8's rotary?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 14 May 2018, 6:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
and the old BMW M1, The Mazda RX7 were the most common I believe and interestingly (for me at least) a selection of Norton bikes
(Edit-sorry, having actually watched the video now I see it mentions the above)
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Mon 14 May 2018, 11:53, , Reply)
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The BMW M1 wasn't rotary, it was a straight-six.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected
I don't know why but for some reason I had always thought it was their only foray into Wankel usage.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Mon 14 May 2018, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post They might well have a couple in there.
Miniature wankels are sometimes used in seatbelt pretensioners.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they were driven by pyro charges?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post The charge drives a tiny little wankel motor.
https://jalopnik.com/watching-a-seatbelt-pre-tensioner-work-in-super-slo-mo-1790017803
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post TIL
Still can't get my head around how that would operate though, or why it would be considered better than an explosive in a piston.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post At a guess
It acts on the spool, therefore a Wankel is actually a great choice because you're getting rotational energy out, with presumably far more torque than a mini turbine.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post How they work is easy.
Instead of putting fuel+air in you just use compressed air. With Wankels you don't have any valves to worry about. It's the same basic principle as a steam engine, where all you're interested in is having a ready supply of a high-pressure working fluid and you're not especially bothered about how the energy gets put into it.

As to why, I imagine it's though the force is spread over a comparatively longer time rather than all at once, which might hurt the passenger more than the crash would, and they may be cheaper to recharge than the piston kind.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So it’s an external gas generator, using the wankel rotor as a turbine?
I’m still puzzled by the whole concept as that means the suck and squeeze phases don’t happen, the bang phase becomes the power phase, and blow carries on as normal. You’d need to vent the first half of the chamber to prevent any compressive resistance.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post good fact!
We need to know which cars use them because it would be awesome trivia killer -
what cars use a Wankel enginer?
All of them - I bet you a million pounds..
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about the first car to use one?
A huge failure, but a great looking and really valuable car, the NSU RO-80. I used to know where one was rotting away.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that and found it surprisingly easy to wank to

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2018, 2:24, , Reply)
This is a link post 3nd generation wick-wack rawk
If you know my tastes you'll know who she's related too. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 13 May 2018, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Su Pollard?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post not *those* tastes ffs
I told you never to mention that.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 May 2018, 2:35, , Reply)
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Maggie Thatcher?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently her desert island disc was how much is that doggie in the window
trufax
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