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This is a link post Finance boss stole £370k from his firm and bought kittens
Which raises the question: how many kittens can you get for three hundred grand?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 4:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably about this many
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLhesmKn4Cs
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not that many:
savannahcatbreed.com/f1-savannah-kittens/
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Squeee
*considers remortgage*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck you Robert!

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any film makers around?
This reminds me of that camera trick where you rigidly mount the camera to the actor, pointed at their face; Sir Digby Chicken Caesar is the first example that comes to mind. What’s it called?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snorricam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr73ez4lqDI
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought my tripod was prone to vibration
It looks positively rigid in comparison to his though.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Limmy is losing his shit.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This would have been a better choice for his first scene in Silence of the lambs

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 2:31, , Reply)
This is a link post afx colossus intro

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite AI films
There’s just something about the phrase “[the peace of] unburied death” that’s so much more unsettling than any number of chrome skeletons.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great film.
The opening scene with the hand held camera of the press gathering was way ahead of it's time. Plus how to make a perfect Martini :-)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a link post As useful as a jelly knife...
...or one made of pasta, chocolate, cardboard, water...

Dedicated to the memory of PCMechanic...
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post saw this earlier - there's a columbo plot in here somewhere, shirley...
just one more thing, ma'am... where did you get these tasty jello treats?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mourner: They always said Haribo would be the end of him...
but not like this.
##mourner drops to their knees and sobs.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *dramatic string sting followed by mournful horns fading to cut scene*

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/yJxCdh1Ps48
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 5:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a Roald Dahl story, I think,
about a woman who murders her husband by clubbing him with a frozen leg of lamb, which she then roasts and feeds to the policeman investigating the death.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post rings a bell - a tales of the unexpected episode methinks

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
Or, at least, one of the short stories. I don't know if there's an exact congruence between the series and the stories.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's called "Lamb to the Slaughter"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_to_the_Slaughter
(, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alternative ending for The Twits?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be good!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post These videos are terrifying

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post not really
take/make a flat piece of a hard-ish substance, spend an age sharpening it on expensive whetstones to get something worse than a kitchen utensil you can pick up for a couple of quid
(, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly I was just thinking of him a couple of days ago
4 EVA etc.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Prison guards hate this simple trick!'

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The Last Ninja - Main Theme for Classical Guitar (Arrangement)
I thought that this was rather well done =]
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a link post GoPro shot from a cannon.
Makes a difference from all those GoPro helium balloon videos.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this silliness

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only bowling balls had cannons

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The plural of "cannon" is "cannon".

One sheep, two sheep.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
Between you and me, something sheeps.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The rule gets hazy if you have more than one set.
Money, money, monies.
Sugar, sugar, sugars.

And, I think, sheep, sheep and sheeps.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheep, sheeps, sheepses surely?

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post sheepies

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scheepys

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheeptopi

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post shep! no!

(, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both cannon and cannons are acceptable plurals

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're not acceptable to me. I'd refuse them service in my restaurant

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post WEAPONIST!!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice, but would have been better if they'd fired it at something, like a ship or a vauxhall astra

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you put headphones on and turn the volume right up
you can hear her shout "FUCK YOU LAKE!" in the background.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a link post A Giff Maypole tree I made this!
Made up from my adventures of going aorund town with an adjustable maypole town, and turning pieces of street furniture into maypoles for a quick moment and getting people to dance around them with me.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty cool!

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vandals!

(, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a link post This is quite funny
Thomas bought a $1500 Mystery Safe at an Auction & You Won’t Believe What He Found…
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right
I don't.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep seeing this
Utter fantasy, some of it, where people who slept through science class ask questions like, ZOMG GUYS HOW MUCH TOOTHPASTE CAN YOU PUT BACK INTO A TUBE and then just as they're about to realise on camera that it's impossible they cut to a full tube and say, "woah, what a journey but we totally did it don't forget to like and subscribe!"

And what's with that twat who expected us to believe he zorbed across the channel? That's some Terry Nutkins level bamboozelry right there. Bring back hanging etc.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't bring Nutkins into this.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of utter fucking shite.

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I call bollocks
especially on that big "diamond"
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post In that case I probably won't be able to interest you in the
video where he "posted himself to a hotel in America" then. There's clearly no flies on you madam.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gold is a hell of a lot heavier than that!
Jet fuel melts steel dildos
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The diamond looked kinda fake too but great observation.
Also their shadows didn't line up and you never really see "Moon".
They whole thing looks photoshopped.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post With a safe like that, organise a locksmith competition.
Probably get a more interesting video.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Setting aside the fact that stone is so cartoonishly big you'd expect Clouseau to be investigating it's theft, and the fact those gold bars are far too lightweight...

How come that annoying woman hasn't been chopped in half by that saw after her repeated interruptions?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought he was talking to his mum and more surprised she had not heard of a dildo.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post where is that fucking accent from
so annoying
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Graves Moor Lane - that'd be Retford
- here's his Van


Click for Van

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong type of van

(, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's from Sheffield
Real name Tom Stanniland
(, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's dangerous, playing without a safeword

(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Sometimes you should buy all the domain names
Bahahahahahahaaaaaaa...
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicking "I like this" feels somehow deeply wrong...
... but it's a very fine use of the domain, so I'll do that anyway.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha
aces
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just saw that a few seconds ago fro a different place.
Update - link is back again.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely not Reddit?!

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
I have other resources. Deep.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 5:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good call
There should be a live stream somewhere...
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, shit
I'll have to wait for the onboard video.

Still not happy they tarmacced the entire road. It takes some of the mystique away.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ half was a good compromise, but it's a public road, so well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEuZG37gFdM
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post No loss of power with altitude and plenty of torque
Electric *should* blitz a combustion engine on a hill.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post the devil is in the implementation, a always

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Nutkins and his pet fishdog

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was curious to find out what happened to the sea-lion. Oh dear.
"Terry Nutkins and his sidekick sea-lion Gemini (whom he had nurtured from a pup) were regular guests on TV's Animal Magic. He drove Gemini to the studio every week in his Landrover, and was in the habit of winding the passenger window down, and Gemini would stick his head out, dog style.

However, on one trip Nutkins wound the window down a little too low, resulting in Gemini launching himself out of the Landrover into the busy middle lane of the motorway... and meeting a grisly end.

Not wanting to distress younger viewers with such a gruesome story, Nutkins decided to stage a mock return to the wild: he went to a remote seal-filled beach, and filmed a similar-looking animal waddling into the sea, while he stood and waved goodbye and wished him luck."
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine lol.
He should have been strung up for the cover up. I've still not forgiven Attenborough for pretending that a camera crew had got halfway up an arctic mountain and concealed a camera inside a wild Polar Bear's den to film a cub being born.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheered me up

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Released back to the ocean just like Keiko and Bin Laden.

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urban Miff Innit

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You take that back
I have it on good authority that the story is gospel.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He died at his home in Glenelg, Scotland and was survived by his wife and eight children
8 FUCKING CHILDREN? 8? Who in their right mind would have 8 fucking children?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You assume Terry *was* in his right mind.
And didn't spend his days off bollock naked in a field screaming, jumping up and down and waving a home-made spear at passing passenger trains.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Textbook Saturday

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met him once
on a school trip to the Natural History Museum. I don't even think he was there in any official capacity, and it made sense to my 8 year-old brain that he might just sort of live there. I got his autograph and showed it proudly to my teacher wh, it transpired, had never heard of old Tel.

"Nutter? Who goes around with a name like Nutter? Surprised he didn't change it."
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bain't no trains at Glenelg
Just highlan coos and yer sister
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
8 any
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nutkins fucks.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post After some adjustments to my stereophonic apparatus
I believe there are some references to jumping and shouting.
Edit: Absolute belter!
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Now* I know Thank you
The best Basement Jaxx song and blimey, there are lots of good 'ns from them.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'ere you go you massive racist
Hey easy now, easy
Yeah yeah

Got ta Jump n' Shout
Got ta Jump n' Shout

Jump jump jump
yeah yeah

Hey easey now, easy
yeah yeah

Bwoy out a road fi wi name dem a call
Bout dem want fi dis Basement Jaxx after all
When we check it out dem a brain it small
Seven time rise seven time will fall
Dubplate pop out a mash up di dancehall
Crowd de pon di receiving end dema a bawl
Who dem a bawl for Basement name dam a call
True dem play sweet music fi one and all
Di people dem a beg di super DJ fi more
Because dem love di way wi play di hardcore
Dem a jump an shout like a goal jus score
Watch how dem bubblin pon di dancefloor
Di vides dem hot and di music wicked
Wi come fi nice up di life weh you life
Jump an shout an tell dem be positive
Live di life you love love di life you live
Some say dem a badman but dem a big fugitive
How dem fi pop off dem gun no want nobody fi live
If dem a badman then nobody should be dead
All know dem deh a dem yard with dem bible a beg
But some a fool never know di rule
Dem never did go to Basement Jaxx school
Be we's willing fi teach dem fi a shilling
Make sure he's not di next victim in a killing
Cos we have di knowledge we go a good college
A+ in a history and home economics
An wi love music that's why wi bust up di garage
If a guy want test wi him dead
Got ta Jump n' Shout
Got ta Jump n' Shout

Jump jump jump
yeah yeah

But some a fool never know di rule
Dem never did go to Basement Jaxx school
Be we's willing fi teach dem fi a shilling
Make sure he's not di next victim in a killing
Cos we have di knowledge we go a good college
A+ in a history and home economics
An wi love music that's why wi bust up di garage
If a guy want test wi him dead
Got ta Jump n' Shout
Got ta Jump n' Shout

Jump jump jump
yeah yeah

Got ta Jump n' Shout
Got ta Jump n' Shout
Jump jump jump
yeah yeah

Got ta Jump n' Shout
Got ta Jump n' Shout
Jump jump jump
yeah yeah

Got ta Jump n' Shout
Got ta Jump n' Shout
Jump jump jump
yeah yeah
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enabled auto-captioning
Poor think. I think it's dead.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Chemical Brothers - Wide Open
Good song, cool clip
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cool
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 3:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a making of discussion somewhere
Notice the heart flashes in time with beat and when she passes in front of the mirror she is standing behind herself as the camera.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 3:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post it really is an amazing video, with a lot of manual work
"“In total, the final piece is 6,798 frames long,” states The Mill co-3D Lead Artist Suraj Harrington-Odedra. “Each of those frames required 2D cleanup of some description, be it limb removal, clothing restoration or tracking marker removal from the set or the dancer. The total number of frames that featured 3D work was 5827. It’s also worth mentioning that we didn’t employ any camera or editing tricks, such as cutting when the camera went behind a pillar, or combining takes. It really was 6798 frames straight through!”
www.fxguide.com/featured/so-just-how-was-that-chemical-brothers-video-made/?cn-reloaded=1
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a link post My friend is performing jazz at a festival
Wish him luck
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post good luck Bobby Velvet

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think his friend is Rory.

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, then doubleplus luck to him then

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Being briefly associated with the biz, we don't say "good luck" but "break a leg".
So I hope he breaks a leg. OK? Tell him. Tell him I want him to break a leg. TELL HIM!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Break_a_leg
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Did somebody say Belle and Sebastian?

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
youtu.be/QKy02Fo4sRg
is still a favourite
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your link doesn't even work. What kind of way is that to spread the gospel of Scottish folk pop?
Haur ye ur ye silly cheil:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7W6dztw-4
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh. Nice try but
ur linked is geoblocked to me.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's a quick search for gospel of Scottish folk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD9ue-I-WVM
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You missed out a crucial word, weasel.
bfy.tw/IkPO
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/rgo-dYAgzSs?t=52
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has a mouth on her.

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bell Eand
Sebastian
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even after the edit, I'm still not getting it.

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Belleand
Sebastian
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. Still too cryptic for me.

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post you probably loved yo la tengo too

(, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Matador Records
Used to grab quite a few of their free downloads back when they offered them.
Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Belle and Sebastian, The New Pornographers.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^ This is one of my favourite songs =)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0kiNesQpmE
(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 4:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily for Jim Parsons, but tragically for us, Chuck Lorre saw this tape and thought it was hilarious.

(, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit moving, poor sod

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post it’s profoundly tragic

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sound
is very strange, odd noises in the background. It sounds like we can hear his hallucinations.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's much more likely to be the heavily compressed audio track.

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
definitely demons. I can tell by the waveforms.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see a 'Where are they now?' video as a followup to this.
Is his condition just homosexuality?
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post In which case
How was he sitting at the piano? On an inserted chair leg of an upturned stool?
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something like this

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very very Sad

(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been there, done that.

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not aware if anyone else has clicked this
due to the limitations, or intentional design of this (honestly, poor) web forum, so I have commented to indicate that at least one person (not, bot) found this link rather amusing and has also shared it on social mediums.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 1:31, , Reply)

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