Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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onedotzeroI too have heard of a method of sucking your testicles into your body, but I think it works as a sort of inverted cough - bringing the goodies up through the front of your body.
I can't think of anything more painful than grabbing you pippins, yanking them until the chicken-skin handbag is long enough, and poking them up through a rock hard ring of muscle. It would seem to defeat the whole object of the exercise.
Anyway, sorry about that. If some sick fuck writes that they find THAT accidentally erotic I'm cancelling my broadband subscription.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 15:34, Reply)
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