Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Big Scary DollI used to date a young lady who had very fine, very white creamy skin. She also had the biggest eyes I’ve ever seen in the head of a human being. Big, deep, green eyes.
She was a fun girlfriend and we stayed as mates after we split up. One Halloween, she was thinking of ideas for a costume and came up with the idea of putting her hair in pigtails, hiring a big, frilly dress and slapping on lots of white make-up. She said she would then sit in the corner, eyes wide, staring into the distance like a big, porcelain doll. She then proceeded to demonstrate the expression she would adopt for the part.
It is has been frozen into my brain since then.
And now makes me squirm whenever I see one of those china dolls…
Plus there were freckles involved.
Excuse me, I’ll be back in a minute…
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 17:06, Reply)
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