Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Fanny BatterI have been watching this subject progress with interest.
On the theme of inappropriatemness. I have taken to calling in at the local chippy on nights when my wife is at work and I have got to sort my own evening meal out. One night last summer I called in there and I was served by a young girl in a white cotton uniform (they all wear them, but she was a) young and b) fit. While I had to wait for the chips to cook I could not help but notice the side on view of her white lacy knickers through the transparent overall.
Needless to say I developed a raging boner and if I could have done so without exciting attention I would have bent her over the counter there and then, hauled her knickers down, and porked her until her teeth rattled.
As it was, I just paid feebly for my fish and chips and left (bent double)
But that night I gave her the benefit of my man fat in a chip-fuelled wank. How said is that, on a scale of 1 to 10. At least an 11.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 0:31, Reply)
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