Arguing with Christians...
Now, I don't argue with the Christians who simply go about their faith without trying to involve me in it. My mum, sister and some of my best friends fit this description. No, I'm referring to the people who come up to you in the street and try to convert you.
I start off by asking, if God is all loving and all forgiving, then why does he require belief in order for us to avoid going to Hell? I usually get some kind of mumbled response...
My next attack is to bring up the multitude of genocides in God's name, or by God. This results in stuttering, and sometimes they'll walk away.
Occasionally I say I'm Muslim. That gets rid of 'em.
(whyamihere, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:32, 2 replies)

hehe
I often say that it is too late as I have already embraced Lucifer and all of his minions and would they like to see the inverted cross on my glans?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:36, closed)

I did, after a few jars, tell two of these charming people that I was Satan and it was my night off...
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:36, closed)