My problem is that I occasionally have meltdowns and kick off with fellow B3tards...

However, it seems that almost every post I do nowadays, instead of creating anything like constructive criticism, tends to attract various dimwitted fuck-knuckles who seem to get off on casting aspersions on my every word.

What's that about? What is there to gain? Help me B3ta!!!!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 0:07, 22 replies)

You're going for 600 aren't you?
;P
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 0:18, closed)

Gotta start somewhere...
Besides, Plums will be gutted he missed this - he's normally on the constant lookout for everything I do...like the sad depraved stalker he is...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 0:19, closed)

plummie's alright.
On measured doses.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 2:16, closed)

intentional or unintentional use of "on" there?
made me chuckle though!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:20, closed)

Is there any other way?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:11, closed)

It's your problem, therefore it's your fault and you should take full responsibility for it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 1:49, closed)

What the fuck is the QOTW?
This is a site full of militant twats: sad bastards who live in their parents' basements, downloading porn and trading what they believe to be inside jokes about posters they despise yet can't stop discussing. This is where you go if you wanna hear frustrated would-be comedians mouth off with their two-bit, arm-chair-writer's opinions on how they all could've made a better post than Pooflake.

Ah, let it go. They're a bunch of jealous little dicks who use the anonymity of the Net to insult people who're doing what they wish they were doing- having lives and writing well.

shamelessly ripped off from here: www.imsdb.com/scripts/Jay-and-Silent-Bob-Strike-Back.html
( Wanderer, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 1:58, closed)

You shouldn't swear.
It's a sure sign of inarticulacy and sympathy with the far right.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 2:02, closed)

Fucking right it is...cuntflaps
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 6:11, closed)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 6:21, closed)

Plummie!
If I cared I'd ask - "Alright Plummie?"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 7:08, closed)

Well, I actually like a lot of your tales. This one needs moar urgent bowel evacuation though.
I suspect comedic exaggeration, and occasionally downright lies, but I enjoyed Star Wars when it first came out and I didn't wholly believe that either. My enjoyment of the film would not have been materially increased by people shouting "cunt" from behind me every 30 seconds.
Don't get me wrong, the 'trolls' can occasionally make insightful puncturing of some pomposity, particularly when the replies are witty, even as far as the predictable in-jokes (bins, Honda accords, sheds etc), but all too often I suspect the constant barrage of negativity prevents people from posting a story at all, which I think is a shame.
Oh, and while I'm at it, I don't autistically track /links every second of the day, so occasionally I miss stuff. I don't particularly care if something has been posted more often than Cristie Kerr's trophy.

Carry on.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 8:59, closed)

This board has gradually turned into a troll's playground
I have spoken to a fair few of the old school posters on here who have been worn down and have decided to stop posting because of it.
I know there's the answer of "It's the boards, accept it and move along" but a few of you have been right cunts about it and have tried to make it right personal in some examples (there's one in particular I'm not going to repeat as it was against someone else on here but if I met the guy who posted it in person I would have strangled the cunt). People on twitter have been arrested for less.
The fact that I'm replying like this now will most likely give me abuse from some barely teenage bullied child with his cock in his hand. Quite pathetic really lol.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:04, closed)

oh be quiet.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:31, closed)

Don't you mean
"fuck off cunt"?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:11, closed)

cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:53, closed)

Violence in response to words on the internet?
You certainly sound like a balanced and happy individual.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:16, closed)

I dunno
There was the guy that thought ketchup was better than HP on a bacon buttie. I'd have chinned that cunt. What a prick.
( Peej, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:31, closed)

Jog on then.
B3ta isn't compulsory you know.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:30, closed)

lol

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:22, closed)

Dunno what's going on here but I feel like being part of this thread anyway.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 11:02, closed)

It's because you're a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:53, closed)

I quite like some of your stories, and there are some other people who also consistently post entertaining stories.
But I also enjoy the impotent vituperation some people seem compelled to post.
Apart from Janet - she's just rubbish.
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:35, closed)