Which is better;
toilet roll unravelling from the top of the roll, or from underneath?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:39, 6 replies)

i prefer to wipe my arse on a swan's neck

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:48, closed)

I let my carers wipe my arse.
They prefer I tell them when I want to poo rather than soiling my nappy.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:08, closed)

underneath you fucking heathen.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 0:37, closed)

Well I used to be an "over the top" guy
but my cat would sneak in the bathroom and drag loads of it out across the bathroom floor, so we had to go underneath and it doesn't entice him now.

I could just kill the cat and go back to normal though.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:27, closed)

swings, roundabouts...

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:30, closed)