UFO Characteristics
Do you notice UFO's look different today than when you were younger? Why is that?
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:14, 7 replies)

What do you see when you look at the night sky?
You see intense points of (deadly) energy with enormous amounts of (deadly) vacuum in between. Collectively it represents the edge of our understanding because we can merely observe it. UFOs come from there.

Our ancestors looked up & saw the Heavens. Astronomy and religion were far more accepted and mysteries descending from above were thin on the ground. The edge of their understanding were the places-between-places...mountains, forrests, oceans etc. where danger and mystery lurked. Witches, elves and fairies came from there.

So the elves now wear silver tights.

Although currently toasted, these thoughts arose from a previous encounter with the Moroocan Woodbine. Or are they?

*edit* and...the 'schwar' alien head is EXACTLY the same shape as the USS Enterprise seen from behind (as it was at the end of every episode)
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:20, closed)

Moroccan Woodchucks are irritable beasts
Palm wood is inferior. They want to move to British Columbia.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:32, closed)

They don't though.
The look exactly the same -- usually lights at night or some kind of black dot during the day.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:30, closed)

UFO cloaking devices...
...run off of CSS and the Alien Homeworld Central Online Cloaking Service (AH-COCkS) keeps pushing crappy UI updates on them. They are also always resetting their privacy settings, which is the only reason we can see them in the first place.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:01, closed)