Shitmat x 2
Both in Brighton.
So Shitmat's there (Volks basement, yay) pressing buttons on his laptop fucked off his tits on Ketamine, jumping up and down behind his desk getting rowdier and stupider. Everyone's dancing like twats. But he gets a bit too over-exited, and his laptop falls into the punters ("crowd" sounds like there was loads of people there) and breaks in half.
"You broke my laptop, you cunts!!" he explains, and jumps over his desk, wading into the humanity punching anyone who doesn't get out of the way, calling them a cunt.
Twat.
Next time I saw him play, he had combined a bass guitar and an upright vacuum cleaner, and did a 15 minute solo on that. It was funny for the first 30 seconds. Fuck it was terrible. It's the LAST time I'm going to one of HIS pop gigs, I'll tell ya!!
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:01, 1 reply)

*excited

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:08, closed)