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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not a response to an insult as such
but still one I am proud of:

Departmental boss at WHSmith busy sorting out Christmas party stuff, grabbed me as I went past: - "weevil, do you drink red wine?"

Me:- "Of course." *puzzled look* "What else would I do with it?"
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:40, Reply)

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