Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Maybe u had to be there, butin Chemistry only 2 days ago i was trying to have a quick nap when one of my friends starting insulting me randomly. Me, being semi comatose, replied "u smell like butt" (dont ask why). His comeback was "ercups" (buttercups duh), but only after my other friend had said munch. My first friend now aparently smelled of Buttmunchercups. Maybe you had to be there, but it sounded hilarious.
Also, one of my really thick 'friends' decided to start a conversation by saying "do you know anyones mum whos really hot?" to which i replied "yours!" He nearly killed me, but it was the most fun thing i'd done in ages.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 16:49, Reply)
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