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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not so much a comeback as a witty insult.
I was out drinking with my scaffolder friend, a peroxide pikey type woman walked past, he got her attention and said " You have such lovely blonde hair, what made you dye the roots brown?"

It cheered me up anyway :)
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 17:43, Reply)

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