Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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so....You are in a pub/playground/dance-hall and this skank/slob/punk insults your clothes/face/manner/odour???
As long as he/she is a complete stranger - you could try acting mentally disadvantaged. That should make him feel suitably guity.
I tried this and it worked. Some fool was calling me a fucktard as he passed me on the pavement. I casually looked at my watch, span around a little and whispered sweet nothings.
He was utterly shocked (and so was I)
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:18, Reply)
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