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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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i wasn't insulted, but it was a real feel good moment nonetheless. the girl this was aimed at is so very very pretentious; she actually said to one of my mates "how dare you say that to me? who do you think you are?" when he insulted her. anyways, she was standing around (i was sat down), and picked up her boyfriend's little brother, who started squirming and going "get off!!" like your average six year old would. she turned to everyone sitting down (about six or seven people) and said "oh he loves me really, he just pretends not to." I just laughed and said "just like everyone else then."
she was not best amused. not the greatest of comebacks, but it took the wind out of her sails anyway.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:30, Reply)

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