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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Take THAT!
I was meeting with some friends and was running a bit late. When I got there, one guy (Dwayne) decided to state how much better than me he was. "Unlike you, I always come early!"

"Lets not bring your sex life into this conversation." Says I.

There is some general confusion. Then the light dawned. Yeah, he didn't talk to me again for the rest of the evening.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 19:09, Reply)

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