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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I hadn't done my homework, and I came up with some dubious excuse
and the teacher (a sanctimonious prick by all accounts) asked me
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
to which I replied
"Well, yes"

Detention ensued
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 19:45, Reply)

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