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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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My friends have this habit of repeating everything just said, with "your mom" tucked in the phrase somewhere.
The best one was accidental. We were discussing whether to enter a car rally (scavenger hunt in a car) and whose car we should pile into for the trip.

Tom offered, "We can go in my car, but it'll be a little tight in back."

Gilly responded "Your mom's a little tight in back!"

Hilarity ensued. It was even stranger considering it was a *girl* who knew such a thing about Tom's mother!
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 20:59, Reply)

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