Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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and finally...honest (until i think of some more anyway!)Whenever someone says sarcasm is the lowest form of Wit I always say 'Welcome to the gutter' or if they are boring folk (like I probably am with these postings ;)) say 'Exscuse me can you write that down, so I can read it later and it help me get off to sleep!'
last one...not a come back as such but we were at the bar discussing whether some girl was a virgin or not, and my brother turned round (during a lull in conversation) and said' Well why dont you just fuck her and see if she bleeds' it certainly shut most of the pub up!
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 23:18, Reply)
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