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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Kind of stolen from The Young Ones but hey,
While in a meeting at work with the boss I love to hate (and take the piss out of behind his back). We got into an argument about the team looking scruffy for not tucking their shirts in or something. The hilarity went like this:

Boss: I don't know why I bother sometimes.

Me: I don't know why you bother ever.

Everyone else: Trying not to laugh, or speechless with horror.

Later that same year I moved to a new job, now I am free to take the piss as much as possible.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 8:36, Reply)

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