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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Jaeger Man
I was in a bar with some friends and we kept slagging this other guy off behind his back (we didn't know him) on account of his wacky dress-sense etc.

After a few minutes he came up to us and said "I hear the word on the street is I'm a cunt"...

Well that shut us up. Strangely, he became our "best mate" for the rest of the night.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:39, Reply)

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