Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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not the best thing to say....Imagine the scene....I'm drunk in a night club and getting on really well with this woman, things couldn't be going any better, then she noticed my tattoo and said:
"Thats a bit of a crap tattoo"
I'm not sure if she was joking or not, but for some reason my come back was:
"Yeah, but you're a f*cking whore!"
...Needless to say I went home alone that night.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 10:15, Reply)
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