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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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stupid kids
i was at the movies and this cunt had her kid with her he was like six, and with just me and a friend there she chose to sit in front of us, stupid cow, well before the previews come on theres this commercial for web site where you can by tickets for the movies online, you know the one with the little paper bag puppets, well the puppet was talking about how his wife laughed like an ass and he couldnt take her to the movies, my friend at the point goes "that kid smells like piss" and i luaghed.... like the wierd puppet lady.... i sound like a puppet....anyways the kid turns around and says" are you the fandango lady? you fatter in real life." to which i reply "thats cuz ive taken up eating lillte kids, but not you you smell like piss" hehehe... right? no his mom turns around and says "he cant help it hes mentally disabled" and walks out. opps owell atleast the smell didnt linger.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:34, Reply)

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